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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: Jan 29, 2007 - 10:52 PM

  khir bash ki yak joke naw baretan typ konam.
  Yak, bachagak bareh madar khodgoft, Doezakhi chiest wa Beshtie chiest?
  maderesh goft: bashem, Beshtie keh ast, khala jan et, mama jan et, bobojan jan et, wa padarkalan et
  doezakhii keh ast, AMA hayet, KAKAyet, BABOEyet, WAH BIBIyet...
  
  Asil afghan boda
  hihihi
  
  

  ~To be Trusted is a Greater Compliment Than to Be Loved.~

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• YALDI
  
  

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  Posted: Jan 31, 2007 - 05:07 PM

  ahah nice one... yaki ma migam,,,
  
  yak shab yak mard ka basyar nesha boda, khana amda wa rafta tashnab ta rafiy taklef, waqti darwazy tashnab ra baz mikarda choragh roshan mishoda wa waqti ka pesh mikarda khamosh chand bar en kar ra karda hayran amada ba zan khod qasara karda.. Zan gofta hayy mardakay sarsabil to baz dar yakhchal (::::) at ra kardi.... ahah sorry az kami bay adabi...

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: Jan 31, 2007 - 09:39 PM

  nice one yala jani
  
  

  ~To be Trusted is a Greater Compliment Than to Be Loved.~

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• zeera
  
  

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  Posted: Feb 04, 2007 - 02:06 PM

  yaki az roz ha 1 zan wa shawhar bodan,besyar hamrahe yaki dega jang o ghalmahal mekardan, yak chand waqt gap namezadan,baz pass ke gap mezadan , baz pass amo jang shoro bod.
  
  dafe akr ke hamrhe yaki dega jang kardan dega gap nazadan aga yaki dege khoda chize megoftan,maselan 1 gilas chai bete ,naan tayar ko, bz ba kaghaz naweshta mekardan.
  
  shaw wqte khaw shod shawhaesh dba yak kaghazak naweshta kard "o zan saba mara 7 baja bekhezan"khaw kardan,sob shod dafatan ami shawharesh khest sat ke mebina az 7 nim sat ter shoda did ke zanesh ham nest,amotor asabesh kharab bod.
  
  khest ke khoda tayar kona did ke da sare mez zanesh naweshta kada bekhe ke 7 baja ast. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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• YALDI
  
  

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  Posted: Mar 22, 2007 - 10:12 PM

  yak bache daiwana teep hamraay rafiqesh da jelaw sheeshta bood motar maidawaand...az yak cheraaghe sorkh taiz tair shod.....rafiqesh goft o bacha chee kadee az cheraaghe sorkh tair shodee bacha goft ma kho zadani astom...paish raft da cheraghe sabz istaad kad motara.....rafiqesh goft chee maikunee az cheraaghe sorkh tair shodee aalee choraa da sabz istaad kadee bacha goft ke maish kudaam zadani dega az sorkh tair shawa mara bezana ... ///:) machom ka khanda dar hast ya ney kho ba yak daqa bad nest :)
  
  

  منم که یک سری مویت به عالمی نفروشم
  تویکه عاشق بیچاره را به هیچ فروشی

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• YALDI
  
  

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  Posted: Mar 23, 2007 - 11:59 PM

  az safeer e afghanistan dar yakjaye porsan kardan ke amee Afghan haa chora ee raqam gap mezanan masalan " chowki maowki, khaana maana, naan maan,...." Safeer e afghanistan churt zada gufta "kodaam lowda mowda oo raqam mega"
  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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• YALDI
  
  

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  Posted: Mar 24, 2007 - 12:20 AM

  Aroosi-e sheraah bood, besyar sher-om ziad bood, magom yak taa mosh amoto ashuqana , gharq meraqseed. Raqs az zehr-e dil-e khod mekad wa ba cheshma e shom ashk bood. Yag bar yag sher amad wa ee mosha estaad kad wa goft, : oh mosh tu chi mekuni, da ee aroosi-e sheraa aamadi wa meraqsee ... Wa ee mosh aram shood, dil-esh'am oghda gireft wa goft , : Goft posht-e gaab nagard, pesh az aroosi'am, ma om sher bodom wa ba amu yaadaa sheri am meraqsom, mara gab nazan , baan'am
  
  :D :lol: :)

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: Mar 24, 2007 - 09:27 PM

  very nice yaldi jan, zan ha chiqa zalim astan, sheer bechara ra mosh sakhtan. :D

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• wais777
  
  

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  Posted: Mar 26, 2007 - 07:44 PM

  Wa Wa chi maqboul wala.
  
  Hama ma besh az arosi , sher bodom wa hal ham sher astom.Monta ha ar waqt ka dilem raqs shud, da yak gosha thanha meraqsom, aga nie az ma ham mosh khad jor shud.
  Hahahahah
  
  regards,
  Wais
  
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  YALDI

  Aroosi-e sheraah bood, besyar sher-om ziad bood, magom yak taa mosh amoto ashuqana , gharq meraqseed. Raqs az zehr-e dil-e khod mekad wa ba cheshma e shom ashk bood. Yag bar yag sher amad wa ee mosha estaad kad wa goft, : oh mosh tu chi mekuni, da ee aroosi-e sheraa aamadi wa meraqsee ... Wa ee mosh aram shood, dil-esh'am oghda gireft wa goft , : Goft posht-e gaab nagard, pesh az aroosi'am, ma om sher bodom wa ba amu yaadaa sheri am meraqsom, mara gab nazan , baan'am
  
  :D :lol: :)

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• YALDI
  
  

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  Posted: Mar 26, 2007 - 08:26 PM

  A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
  The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
  The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay."
  For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
  The frog warned her, "You do realized that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will look to?" The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
  So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
  The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." ...:) :)

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• zeera
  
  

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  Posted: Mar 26, 2007 - 10:27 PM

  roze mola khare khod ra dar yak beyaban ba sakhte mezad.yak marde ter shod wa goft :
  mard - o sngdil; chora char pay bechare be zaban hetor mezani
  
  mola - bobakhshed,ma namefamidom ke ba shom khesahi dara

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• zeera
  
  

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  Posted: Mar 29, 2007 - 05:27 PM

  yak roz 2 mard dar yak qarya asmim greftan ta kassane ke az zan hai khd metarsan bayad shenakhta shawan wa ine ra dar qarya elan kardan ke saba hamagi shoma jam shawen, sob shod wa ham mard ha jam shodan dar maidane ke goftan bodan.
  
  2 mard sada kar har kasse ke az zane khod metarsa zere bairaqe sorkh estad shawa,wa kasse ke az zane khod nametarsa zere bairaqe abi estadshawa.
  
  kole mard ha zere bairaqe sorkh estad shodan bedone 1 mard ke zere bairaqe ai estad shoda bod.
  2 mard porsan kardan : chora ,shoma az zane tan nametarsen?
  mard jawab dad : dishab zanem goft ke agar saba zere bairaqe sorkh estad shoda bodi, baz ma hamrahet kar darom :lol: :lol: :lol:

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• zeera
  
  

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  Posted: Apr 28, 2007 - 03:21 PM

  yak nafar besyar kam taleh bod, wa yaki az roz ha prwaz kad ba tayara.ba nafare ke paloysh shishta bod goft; bachesh ma hetor kam taleh astom,bakhod in dafe awalem ast ke parwaz kadem,enale elan mekona ke tayara soqot mekona,yak dafa raste elan kard pilot ke wala waze tayara kharab ast,ma da sare baher astem, tayara soqot mekona, bare kole tan 1 dana parashot metom ke sahi amada shawen wa 1 dana eshpelaq ,agar kodam nehang ba aw bod eshpelaq konen,ke begreza
  goft sail kko bachesh ya ba ma parashot namerasa ya i ke aga eshpelaq berasa kodam nehang kar nasibem mesha :lol: :lol: :lol:

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• wais777
  
  

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  Posted: May 02, 2007 - 09:39 PM

  Zeera jan wala bala kardi.Maqboul wa besyar jalib.
  
  Wais

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• Muslima
  
  

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  Posted: Jun 10, 2007 - 10:14 PM

  Salaam dostaan, ma bari shoma ak jok megom agar baray tan takrar nabashad jalib ast.
  Khob ak afghan ba London amad wa ded ke dar ak ja arosi ast az ak shakhs porsed ke arosi ki ast O goft (what) khob E afghan goft ke arosi what ast wa raft fardaesh ded ke dar onja ak shakhs fawt shoda az shakhsi porsed ki fawt shoda O goft (what) en afghan goft bechara what deroz arosi kard wa emroz fawt shod :lol:

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