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• YALDI
  
  

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  Posted: May 08, 2006 - 05:13 PM

  Khuda Konad ka takrari nabashad..
  
  Yak Pasar (Bacha) skydiving mikard. yak roz mothersh ba resh goft ka bachem amroz naro chora ka ma khawab dedam ka parachute to baz namisha. Bachesh goft mother jan to ham che gap hay mizani..
  
  Waqti nobati en bacha rased kami khod ra dor garft malimesh porsed ka che shoda. Bacha qasy motheri khod ra kard,, malimesh goft khob biya ma wa tabdil mikonem. (PARACHUTE RA)
  
  Bacha jan khod ra andkhat wa parachute ash ham baz shod magar chan lahza bad ded ka yak nafar az phaloiesh misli terr paiyen mera wa miga BAR PADARI MOTHERAT NALAT KATI KHWABISH,,, :) :)

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• zeera
  
  

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  Posted: May 08, 2006 - 07:44 PM

  yak roz 2 rafiq ha charsi shishta bodan qesa mekardan
  
  awali goft, aga ami hale sher behaya chi mekoni
  
  dowomi goft, merom sare bam o khana,
  
  awali goft, aga da bam behaya ba janet chi mekoni
  
  dowomi goft, merom sare darakht,
  
  awali goft, aga sare darakht behaya poshtet baz chi mekoni,
  
  dowomi asabesh kharab shod o goft, o bepadar tu tarafdari mara mekoni ya az sher ra

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: May 08, 2006 - 08:47 PM

  Nice jokes :lol: :lol: :lol:

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: May 08, 2006 - 09:00 PM

  First Guy (proudly) says,My wife's an angel!
  Second Guy, You're lucky, mine's still alive.
  
  :lol: :lol:
  
  
  :arrow: A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: Wife Wanted.
  Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine.

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• feroza
  
  

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  Posted: May 11, 2006 - 12:18 AM

  ma yak fakahe megom aga khanda ham nadasht khaira dega .
  
  yak roz yak dokhtar jayee meraft wa jerab hayee jali posheda bod ,wa da ami halat yak bacha poshte he dokhtara gerefta bod wa har jayee ke he dokhtar meraft o bacha az poshtesh bod ,akher dokhtar porsan kad ke che gap ast ke heto poshte mara gerefte,
  bacha: yak sawal dashtom ejaza ast ,
  dokhtar ba asab kharabi goft bogo che megi.
  bacha: he jerab hayee jali ke poshedi aya mahi megera .
  dokhtar ba asab kharabi jawab dad ,bali aa mahi megira ama to ware sag mahi ra ne . :oops:

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• zeera
  
  

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  Posted: May 11, 2006 - 01:23 PM

  yaki az roz ha 2 dewana peshe dactare maleje khod raftan o goftan
  
  har 2 dewana : dactar saheb ma jor shodem,
  
  dactar ayran mand ke da eqa waqte kam ine 2 dewana jor shodan, feker kad peshe khod ,ke cheqesem konan ke rasti jor shodan ya ne
  
  dactar goft : boren bebinen ke ma khana astom ya ne
  
  dewane awali da dawesh shod tarafe khane dactar
  
  dewane dowomi khandid o goft cheqa lawda inja telephone peshesh mera medawa tarafe khana :lol: :lol: :lol:

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• feroza
  
  

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  Posted: May 11, 2006 - 02:17 PM

  hahahaha zeeraa jan bsyar ziad ziba bod fakahe tan wa ham jalib bod :lol:

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: May 11, 2006 - 04:01 PM

  zeera

  yaki az roz ha 2 dewana peshe dactare maleje khod raftan o goftan
  
  har 2 dewana : dactar saheb ma jor shodem,
  
  dactar ayran mand ke da eqa waqte kam ine 2 dewana jor shodan, feker kad peshe khod ,ke cheqesem konan ke rasti jor shodan ya ne
  
  dactar goft : boren bebinen ke ma khana astom ya ne
  
  dewane awali da dawesh shod tarafe khane dactar
  
  dewane dowomi khandid o goft cheqa lawda inja telephone peshesh mera medawa tarafe khana :lol: :lol: :lol:

  
  
  
  Besyaar maqbool fakahi bood. thanks for sharing. :D

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• YALDI
  
  

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  Posted: May 11, 2006 - 05:36 PM

  HAHAH basyar fakahi hay khobesh,, az har doy tan,, :)

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• zeera
  
  

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  Posted: May 11, 2006 - 07:41 PM

  yak nafar motare folox kharidabod o tarafe khane khod meraft, dafatan motaresh kharab shod, saheb motar hamrahe motarwane khod pahine shod wa banate motar ra bala kard o did ke mashine nadara, hayran shod o da lat o kob drewar khod soro kad wa goft da koja andakhti mashine motar ra.
  
  dar amo waqt yak motar az pahloishan ter meshod, saheb motar az drewar motar porsan kad " bradar darahe ke amadi kodam mashine motar nayafti?"
  
  drewar motar besyar ba hasabe kharab az motare khod pahine shod wa banate poshte motar ra waz kad, saheb motar ke mashine ra did baz ham ba lat o kob dreware khod shoro wa goft ke tu motare mara ta inja lewars awerdi :lol: :lol: :lol:

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• feroza
  
  

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  Posted: May 11, 2006 - 08:38 PM

  hahaha zeeraa jan bsyar jalib bod tashakor ,monteha poshte motar banat nadara ,banat da peshe royee ast wa tolbaks da poshte motar ast :lol: :D :oops:

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• zeera
  
  

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  Posted: May 12, 2006 - 04:55 PM

  feroza

  hahaha zeeraa jan bsyar jalib bod tashakor ,monteha poshte motar banat nadara ,banat da peshe royee ast wa tolbaks da poshte motar ast :lol: :D :oops:

  
  
  feroza jan tashakor az ine nazare tan, ma mefahmidom, ama banate poshte naweshta kadom bakhatere ke goftom emkan dara ke bahze nafama tolbaks

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• zeera
  
  

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  Posted: May 12, 2006 - 05:01 PM

  yak roz mula nasrodn dar labe joy shishta bod wa ozo mekard.
  
  tasadof ke kalawshesh dakhel joy aftad.
  
  har qadar ke talash kad ,kalawshe khod ra paida nakard.
  
  hasabesh kharab shod o ba joy goft ozoyt ra pass begi wa kalawshe mar lotfan pass bete :lol: :lol:

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• zeera
  
  

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  Posted: May 12, 2006 - 05:11 PM

  dar almand yak kanfranse bod ke adam hai mahshor besyari az keshwar hai donia amadabodan.
  
  dar baine anha aghai KARZAI ham bod.waqte tafreh meshawad o elan mekonan ke ke bare nime sahat tafreh ast, aghai KARZAI besyar khasta shoda bod beron merawa bakhatere qadam bezana,yak chand lahzabad ba AMITA BACHAN sar khord, o ham dar ami kanfaranse sherkat kada bod. bad az salm aleki baine shan saal ha shoro shod.
  
  aghai KARZAI sawal kard : Aghai AMITA BACHAN zendagi chetor ast dar HIND?
  
  AMITA BACHAN jawab dad : khob ast " kabi khoshi kabi gham"
  
  AMITA BACHAN az aghai KARZAI sawal kard: zendagi dar Afghanistan chetor ast?
  
  KARZAI jawab dad : khob ast wala " kabi marmi kabi bam :lol: :lol: :lol:

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: May 14, 2006 - 05:37 PM

  :lol: :lol: :lol: Zeera jan, zyad fakai khanda dar bood, bala nazana karzai ra chi bala asta, sai urdo ra ham yad nadara..baz ham afareen esh koshish khoda khi karda.

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