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• Nargis
  
  

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  Posted: Nov 09, 2007 - 01:20 PM

  Khesrow jan hami ham bari tu joke ast?dega each yak joke payda kada natanesti?
  
  Nargis

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• **unknown user**
  
  

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  Posted: Nov 11, 2007 - 08:21 PM

  http://www.yout…?v=1vfSk-6tIvo
  
  
  
  so sweet :)
  
  
  
  edited by: Bedil, Nov 11, 2007 - 12:26 PM

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• Amin
  
  

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  Posted: Nov 27, 2007 - 06:35 PM

  دو زن با هم صحبت مى کردند٠
  زن اولى از دومى پرسيد : آى , كو كو دستى جان , هالكه بچايت نامخدا كلان شدن , چى كار مى كنند٠
  دومى جواب داد : بچه اولى مدير شده , دومى معلم شده و
  سومى رفته خارج , هنوز نمى فامم چه گوهى شده٠
  
  Amin :lol:

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• 1bacha
  
  

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  Posted: Nov 28, 2007 - 10:26 AM

  shabnam

  yak roz yak zan hamrahe shawhare khod ziad ghalmaghal wa jang kad ,
  belakhera shawharesh deste bachagake khoda gereft wa goft;berem bachem
  az he khana dega ,jayee ma wa to inja nest .
  yak dafa zanesh royee khoda dawr dada wa goft : to ke meri
  boro bache hamsaya ka koja meberi hamrahet.

  
  
  
  
  
  hahaha bechara Shawhar e bekhabar!!! thnx nice jk

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• YALDI
  
  

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  Posted: Dec 13, 2007 - 10:37 PM

  
  Yak bacha gak
  
  Mega yak chand waqt pesh ke dar Afghanistan intekhabaat bood...chand nafar posht e khaana haa megashtan ke mardom raa tashweeq kunan ke ba Karzai rai bedehan..
  
  Kho ee nafar haa yak khaana ra taq taq zadan...yak bachagak darwaza ra waaz kard. Nafar guft bachaim padar et da kudam hizb ya tanzeem (political party) hast? Bacha gak raft paas amad guft kaakaa jan pader em da tashnaab hast :-D :-D
  
  

  منم که یک سری مویت به عالمی نفروشم
  تویکه عاشق بیچاره را به هیچ فروشی

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• YALDI
  
  

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  Posted: Dec 13, 2007 - 10:40 PM

  
  Three guys went on spring vacation and booked three rooms at a
  hotel. When they got to the hotel the clerk said there were no
  reservations in the computer for them but they had an opening in
  a suite they had. So they said okay.Then the clerk gave them the
  key, said it was on the 30th floor and the elevator was broken
  so they would have to use the stairs. They said okay and made a
  deal the first guy would tell funny stories the 1st ten flights.
  The second guy would tell scary stories the 2nd ten flights, and
  the third would tell sad stories the last ten flights. So the
  fisrt guy told stories and they walked slow. Then the second guy
  told stories and they sped up when they got scared. Last the 3rd
  guy told sad stories and at the last stair he said, "Want to
  here the saddest story in the world" and the other guys said
  okay tell us. He said, "I left the key in the lobby." :lol: :lol: :lol:
  
  

  منم که یک سری مویت به عالمی نفروشم
  تویکه عاشق بیچاره را به هیچ فروشی

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• Nargis
  
  

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  Posted: Dec 17, 2007 - 07:06 PM

  Yaldi jan really nice one.The poor guys hahahhah marda ha dega hahahah
  
  Nargis :lol:

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: Dec 18, 2007 - 11:54 PM

  :lol: very funny Yaldi jani..padarem dar tashnab ast..and the 2nd one is also funny..
  rasti kuja gum bodi ki ech darak et nabod dar site??? Wais jan bekhi geryan karda..cheshm dard shod peshtet.. :lol:
  
  

  ~To be Trusted is a Greater Compliment Than to Be Loved.~

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• YALDI
  
  

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  Posted: Dec 19, 2007 - 09:48 PM

  
  AHAh Butter jana mara mige koja gom bodam?? Shokar ka Eid shod wa sar-0 darket payda shod missed ya Butter jana n Wais jan misseeeeeeeddddd u2 :)ena yak joke dega i love it ahha
  
  Musharraf in Tunnel
  
  Karzai, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Thatcher and Karzai are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
  
  Thatcher is thinking: "These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri. Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him"
  
  Madhuri is thinking: "Musharraf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped."
  
  Musharraf is thinking: "Damn it!, Karzai must have tried to kiss Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped! me."
  
  Karzai is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Musharraf again."
  
  Hahahahhahah.. lolzzz.. I just can’t stop laughing.. this is hilarious..
  
  

  منم که یک سری مویت به عالمی نفروشم
  تویکه عاشق بیچاره را به هیچ فروشی

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• afghan420
  
  

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  Posted: Dec 19, 2007 - 10:31 PM

  Oh Qawara Top Member hahahahhaha
  
  Nice joke wala , beshak wala az koja dozdi kardi EEE joke ra , i mean az kodom site????? hahahah
  
  Hama kobish wala sheek ast.
  
  420

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: Dec 20, 2007 - 05:47 PM

  @ yaldi jani, wee begersh ki nageret.. ;) peshti ma kho tanha deq shoda bood..mega dega. khoda medana ;-) magam peshti tu geryan karda..chishem dard shod..agar tu dar site online nami amadi, hali majbor eid-e mara baresh yak aynak "glasses"mekharedem :lol:
  btw..nice joke :lol:
  
  @ wais bro..sorry dega..I can't keep it secret, ki khodet zyad peshti yaldi jan geryan mekardi.. lol
  
  @420: az tu kho amo copy wa past ham namesha...tura tanha gap rasida :evil:
  
  
  
  edited by: Butterfly, Dec 20, 2007 - 05:50 PM
  
  

  ~To be Trusted is a Greater Compliment Than to Be Loved.~

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• YALDI
  
  

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  Posted: Dec 20, 2007 - 10:06 PM

  
  Freshmannnn >> to ra ba fakahi kar ast ya ba site? wa baz chroa feker kardi ka az kodam site basha?? Aga ney Butter jana Jawab dada dega hamo bas ast :)
  
  Butter jana >> AH AH Ah Nako ka hali qary wais jan ra miaery wa har doy ma ra az Site beron mikonad :) Here one more.
  
  
  Girl: molvi sab i'm in love.
  Molvi: Naoozbila,Astaghfirullah,
  Laholwala,Toba,Toba.........
  Girl: No molvi sab...........
  I am in love with u.........
  Molvi;MashaAllah,JazakAllah,
  SubanAllah,Whaa,Whaa........ :-D :-D :-D
  
  
  
  

  منم که یک سری مویت به عالمی نفروشم
  تویکه عاشق بیچاره را به هیچ فروشی

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: Dec 20, 2007 - 11:02 PM

  @ yaldi jan.. :lol: kushti mara qawara kati ie fakayee et. Don't worry Wais bro..ma wa tura az site namikasha..agar pelan dasht ki bekasha baz ma wa tu khi 2 nafar asteem..yak ma az payayesh megereem dega ma az destayee..wa az site door mendazem esh :lol:
  
  

  ~To be Trusted is a Greater Compliment Than to Be Loved.~

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• YALDI
  
  

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  Posted: Dec 22, 2007 - 12:33 AM

  :-D
  
  ahah chotor khobesh bod neyy.. ahah Oh yea rast meger ma 2 astem
  :-D
  
  Ahmed and Hamid are both beggars at several traffic lights in N.Y. Ahmed drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of Money to spend. Hamid only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.
  
  Hamid asks Ahmed how he manages to bring home a suitcase full of $10 notes every day. Ahmed says "Look at your sign, it says, 'I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.'"
  
  "Americans who see that do not feel as if they accomplish anything by giving you money. You will still have no job and a large family whether they give you money or not!" "Now look at my sign!"
  
  So Hamid looks and Ahmed's sign reads: "I only need another $10 to move back to Lebanon!" :-D :-D
  
  

  منم که یک سری مویت به عالمی نفروشم
  تویکه عاشق بیچاره را به هیچ فروشی

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: Dec 22, 2007 - 10:37 PM

  @ yaldi....wais bechara sholi khoda mekhora wa pardi khoda mekona az distee tu...lol
  
  

  ~To be Trusted is a Greater Compliment Than to Be Loved.~

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