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• Muslima
  
  

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  Posted: Sep 16, 2007 - 10:31 PM

  Yak zaan 3 dukhtar totla dasht, yak roz madar shan ba bazar meraf ba dukhtar hai khod goft amroz aga khastgar 'amad shoma hech gap nazaneen chand laza bad khastgar paeda shod, khastgar ded ka anha hech gap namezanand baeni khod goftaan en ha gonga nabashan yak glas 'ab khwastan yaki az en ha 'ab award dar 'ab mangas bod goft allah domesh goft tes goft madas domesh goft az paesh beger aoso bedas somesh goft sokor sokor ma kho gap nazadom lol
  
  

  زندگی اجبار است مرگ اخطار است دوستی فقط یکبار است اما جدایی بسیار است

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• **unknown user**
  
  

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  Posted: Oct 23, 2007 - 11:51 AM

  Yak haji-s�heb amray nokare khud shishta budan.
  Yak dafa as nokar gosesh raft, haji sahep porsan kard ke chi bud.
  Nokar dega guft ke gosesh raft...
  haji sahep guftescha:" boro beyaresha pas"
  har chika ke nokar guft namesha, haji sahep magam shalla bud ke beyaresh,
  oke nokar biru raft palid, palid, palid...da yak kunjak yaksara goi-sag bud, nokar giriftesh amray khud.
  peshe haji sahep raft. haji sahep guftesch:" yafti ya ne??"
  nokar guft: "ah yaftumesh magam motar saddesh goish raft..."

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• **unknown user**
  
  

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  Posted: Oct 23, 2007 - 11:52 AM

  Mega : Yak Rooz ya Zan e pir e 70 sala Mariz mesha wa peshe Daktar mebaresh... Kho Daktar Zan e pir a maina mekona wa mega ke bayat Edraar e Zan e pir maina shawa, Zan e Pir da yak Botal Edraar mekona, wa Daktar ba Nars meta ta Labratowar bebara ba Maina... Kho Nars ham ma ware Mast wa beparwa mebasha wa Botal az destesh meftah wa meshkina, az tarse Daktar mera Tashnab da yak Botal e dega khodesh Edraar mekona wa ba Labratowar meta, chand waqt bahd Natija miyaya... Daktar Miyaya peshe Zan e Pir mega: Bibi Jan natije shuma kho amad ama besyaar jalib ast, Zan e Pir mega: Chetor bachaim?, Daktar mega: Bibi jan shuma ameladar (Schwanger) astain o ham da mah e chaarom (4)... Yak dafa Zan e Pir da farqe khod mezana wa mega: Ba mo Padare Zamana lahnat ke ale sare BANJAN e SIYA ham ETEBAR namesha :)

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• **unknown user**
  
  

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  Posted: Oct 23, 2007 - 11:52 AM

  Mega : Yak Badshah ke yak hawz awbazi (Pool) joor kada bod da o ham yak Tamsaa e khatarnak andakhta bod, kho shart ey bod ke az kole Mamlakata (Mamalik) yak nafar eshtirak kada bod ke ki metana az yak taraf e hawz khoda parta wa az tarafe dega sahe salamat baraya... kho az kas ke khoda andakht Tamsaa dest, pay wa yak kale sha chaak zad, kho akhir yak Pakistani khoda andakht, shorop shorop awbazi kada az tarafe dega bramad... kho kolagi Pakistani ra tashwiq kadan, wa Nataaq raft ke az Tamsaa porsan kona ke chura Pakistani ra nakhord... kho az Tamsaa porsan mekona ke kolagi ra khordi ama Pakistani ra ne chura ?
  Tamsaa da jawabesh mega " Ban e maa baba, paar sal yak Pakistani ra khorda
  bodom Kunem ta ale sokht mekona" hehe
  
  
  ps: ba khateri ke Pakistaniya morch ziyaad mekhora lol
  
  
  
  
  edited by: Bedil, Oct 23, 2007 - 03:53 AM

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  Posted: Oct 23, 2007 - 11:54 AM

  Mega: Meya yak Zan e shoy dar yak rafiq dasht, kho shoyesh ke kaar meraft Rafiqesh miyamad wa katesh khaw mekad... kho yak rooz 2 rooz, ame shoyesh kame eshtibayi shod ke wallah ma ghaire kaar merom da ame khana nasha ke Zan e ma kate kas chez dashta basha, da dil e khod mega biya emrooz kaar naro, da khana pot sho bebin ke chi mesha... kho az khana mebara wa az poshte kilkin pass da khana wa pot mesha, Rafiq e Zan miyaya, wa ZAN a mega biya ke sex konaim, Zan mega o Bacha har rooz ame sex bkhi khasta shodaim, kame mara naaz bete khanda bete baz ey sex kho ast jaye namegriza... kho Zan shiq mekona mega mara emrooz ta ke ega khanda nate ke shashi ma nara ma katet khaw namekonom lol (sry dega)
  Kho Zan sare takht meshina wa Rafiqesh har chi shadi bazi mekona Fakaye mega, har chez mekona Zan a khanda namegera oso sayl mekona mebina ke shoye Zan pot ast warkhatah mesha khoda az Kilkin mindaza wa medawa... Zan khanda mekona ke ey ra chi kad yak dafaye besyaar khanda mekona wa sada mekona ke "Azizem biya ke shashi ma raft" Rafiqesh pass sada mekona ke Padar Lahnat poshte Anwari ra sayl ko Goye tam mera hehe

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• wais777
  
  

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  Posted: Oct 25, 2007 - 06:00 PM

  Bedil jan,
  
  Dill wa jigar tu az joke poor ast.Beshak wala maqboul joke ha bod.
  
  Wais

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• **unknown user**
  
  

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  Posted: Oct 25, 2007 - 09:24 PM

  Dill wa jigarem az joke poor nest
  khudem yak joke astum ;)

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• wais777
  
  

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  Posted: Oct 26, 2007 - 06:59 PM

  Hahahah nice answer Bedil Joker.
  
  آرزو سخت
  
  از یک آد م سختی پر سید ن ـ تو د ر دنیا چی آرزو د اری ؟
  او جواب د اد ـ آرزو د ارم کل شوم تا د یگر پول سلما نی ند هم
  
  Regards,
  Wais
  
  ok:
  Arezo shact.
  Yak roz yak adam shact ra porsan kardan ka da donya chi arezo dari?what is your wish?
  Oh goft, ka arezo darom ka kal shawom, ta dega paisa salmani ya dalak ra nadheom ya napardazom.
  
  Dorest shud Bedil jan

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• **unknown user**
  
  

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  Posted: Oct 26, 2007 - 07:01 PM

  waiss jan zahmate shuam nasha ami ra yak tarjema ko :)

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• **unknown user**
  
  

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  Posted: Oct 26, 2007 - 07:50 PM

  yeah thx looooooooool
  didi enale mam khanda kada tanestom :)))
  
  
  
  Once a thief entered Nasruddin’s house. As soon as Nasruddin saw him, he hid himself inside a cupboard and closed the door. The thief searched the whole house, but he couldn’t find anything. He thought the valuables must have been kept in the cupboard. Therefore, he broke the door of cupboard. Instead of valuables he found a standing Nasruddin. The thief was frightened. He exclaimed in a stammering voice, " You are here!" Nasruddin answered, "Since I didn’t have valuable, I felt ashamed and hid myself here.
  
  
  
  edited by: Bedil, Oct 26, 2007 - 11:56 AM

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  Posted: Oct 28, 2007 - 09:18 PM

  Yak 3 daana nadeeda peshe yak mohtar sheeshtan, khub sunesh sail kaddan.. kho baad az besyaar sail kardan aakher yakish khest wa raft nazdeektar sheesht wa goft: "aaaaaah, sorkh ast, ale famidom" wa deegayesh goftan ke aah Wallah rast megi sorkh ast.. dowomesh khest wa motara dest kad.. goft ke "ahhhh az ayeen ast.. ale famidomm.." wa deega baaz goftan ke aah Wallah rast megi..
  Sewomesh khest khub daore i motar gasht gasht gasht.. aakher salansaresha dest kad.. goft ke "ahhhhh ale famidom.. nar asttt":P
  
  
  
  edited by: Bedil, Oct 28, 2007 - 01:19 PM

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  Posted: Oct 28, 2007 - 09:20 PM

  Yak Yawood sob wakht 3 badja khest wa khub dreshi maqbul posheed, besyaar lux.. zanesh khest goft ke o mardakka.. chi gap ast.. chi mekoni? Baresh goft ke "aah roze awale kaarem ast, bayad tayaari begirom.. Zanesh goft "aale 3 badje sob ast.. karet kho 8 shorro mesha". I goft ke "Har kas ke wakht bekheza, rahesh khub mebasha wa khubi mehbina.." kho i baramad wa ira dozha gir kardan wa khub lat daadan, kalayesha dozee kadan wa i bechaara kate yak nikar khaana amad zang zad, zanesh waaz kad goft: "weeee tura chi kadda?" goft " Wallah az ma kada kase deega wakht khestabud.."

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  Posted: Oct 28, 2007 - 09:24 PM

  az Bush porsan mekonan ke khar behtar ast yaa gaw ... mega gaw ... megan chera ? mega " adam nabayad tarif khoda kona " lol !

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  Posted: Nov 04, 2007 - 08:47 PM

  yag zan bud. khuarkhandaye azi zan shuyayeshan har chan waqt baad meraftan ba safare europa, australia, kanada, wa amesha myamadan bare i zan qesa mekadan "mefami, shuem rafta amerika bare tujarat." "mefami, shuem rafta kanada bare maal kharidan"
  ih zan asud shod. raft peshe shue khod, goft hay shui, shawaraye khuarkhandayem har chan waqt baad meran amrika etc, tu chera hech waqt nameri ba safar inja da kabul shishti na buisiness mekoni na tujarat?
  shuesh goft khay etor konem, ma bare 2 hafta da zere chaparkate khau pot meshom, tu har kas ke amad bogoesh shuem rafta amrika bare business.
  khuarkhandae zan amadan goftan wee shawaraket kujast? zan abroye khoda beland kad goft shawarakem raft amrika bare tujarat, do hafta bad pas myaya.
  yag hafta bad zange darwaza bud, zan raft ke waz kona, amsayesh bud, yag marde qadbeland o maqbul. ih hamsayesh khabar shod ke shuesh rafta amrika, gereft zanesha, bordesh sare chaparhad andakhtesh o "shoro kad".
  takhte chaparkat da ruy shuish khord az deste ke bad haal kadan. yag dafa shuesh az zere chaparkat baramad goft:
  oh bepadar tu bash tu ke ma az amrika pas byayom bas aqeta metom!!!

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• khesrow
  
  

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