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  Posted: 03.11.2007, 04:07

  YOU KNOW YOU'RE AFGHAN WHEN............ i tought it is all true.. or .. maybe someof them i guess.. will in my opinon parents khob mekonan bahzi e cheza ra... what do u think?
  
  your family goes on a picnic every sunday (and hides so they don't have to share food with anyone else and you sit on carpets on the grass)
  your parents try to hook you up with your cousins lol
  your freezer is filled with nothing but gosht and naan khuchk
  you drink tea 24/7
  your parents call food basics.."basic food" and burger king..."king burger"
  your friends call and your parents make up the stupidest excuses...you're sleeping,..washroom...show
  er...eating...etc...meanwh
  ile your sitting right beside them (thank god for cell phones)
  your parents want to call you they will say everyone of your 50 brothers and sisters names before they get to your name.
  your going shopping with your parents, and you see something you want your parents complain and say how when you go home they can make it for you.
  you spend so much money on a nice dining room table but you never eat on it
  you wear a t-shirt under a revealing dress at weddings
  you?re a 30 year old man and you go on afghan websites looking for a wife... we know you're out there!
  when theres more oil in your food than actual food
  when u thougth tell the age of six, ur name was padaurnaulat czu dats the only thing ur mom called u .. oh wait maybe its just me
  
  every elder you meet you refer to them as Kaka or Khala ( aunt or uncle) and they have the right 2 beat u up if they wanted to (thanks to farouqa)
  You know your afghan when: (TRUE AFGHANS WILL GET ALL OF THESE LOL)
  Your parents hate the Russians
  At least once a week your mom says, "The good old days in
  Afghanistan."
  Your parents were the richest most respected people "back home"
  Your parent's always refuse to buy so called "luxury items "
  because of the poverty "back home" *Your parents worry what other
  people will think if you're not going to be a doctor, lawyer, or
  engineer
  Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day
  Your parents had eight daughters in hopes of having a son(most
  families) *Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids
  Newly arrived afghan guys always become more Americanized than
  those brought up in America *Most afghan guys have illusions of
  being black
  The second you pull out of someone's driveway, your parents start
  crap talking about them *Two or more afghan men will always talk
  politics with each other *(For afghan chics) Your brother had no
  curfew while you had to be home by 6pm
  Your parents call all your friends "Bachem" whether they are Afghan
  or not
  If you aren't married and you turn 25, your parents start wringing
  their hands and proclaim that it's too late
  You have never met half of your extended family
  Most afghan guys have illusions that an afghan girl wants to marry
  him as soon as he catches her so much as glance his way in an afghan
  party
  To be considered good, an afghan girl sits quietly all night long,
  staring at her hands resting in her lap
  An afghan girl is bad if she laughs out loud at an afghan party or
  walks around too much at other ppls partys
  A wedding was either good or bad depending on the food n who danced
  You haven't really had dinner unless you've had rice. *You flip out
  when someone mistakes you for an Arab, Hispanic or Indian
  you curse at your teachers or strangers in Farsi
  you hate jews
  Talk crap and gossip about your own family
  You cuss at your kids in Afghan with phrases that affect yourself
  You teach your American friends bad Afghan words and get happy when
  they use them in normal conversations
  Your family watches Bollywood movies all day long
  You refer to your dad's friends as Uncle or Kaka (names goes here)
  You have an endless supply of pistachios, dates/khurmaas, and
  pumpkin seeds
  Your parents say you're becoming Americanized anytime you get into
  trouble
  You can spot a Afghan a mile away and they have spotted you because
  they keep staring
  After a family meal, the women fight to death over who should wash
  the dishes while the men sit on their asses and discuss politics n r
  waiting for their chai
  Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to eat food
  even if you're in the next room *You have at least thirty cousins
  You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal
  You are standing next to the largest suitcases at the Airport
  You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house
  You say bye 17 times on the phone
  When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you
  discover they know one of your uncles back home
  Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries
  have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top
  of their lungs when making long distance calls (BABAJAN LOL
  Your mother does everything for you if you are male
  You do all the housework and cooking if you are female
  Your relatives alone could populate a small city *You still have to
  come back home to live with your parents after you graduate
  You teach Westerners words like "eat ****" before you teach them
  "hello in Farsi"
  You've had a shoe or a kotband thrown at you by your mother or
  father(or in some cases wuteva object is close)
  You luv soccer

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• Nargis
  
  

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  Posted: 09.11.2007, 13:22

  Not bad Bediljan, most of them is true.
  
  Nargis

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• 1bacha
  
  

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  Posted: 29.01.2008, 19:17

  az koja machom kapi kaden :D amaa "übertreiben" shoda!!
  ama bazesh am rast ;)

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: 29.01.2008, 23:48

  gap zadan asan ast nee??
  
  

  ~To be Trusted is a Greater Compliment Than to Be Loved.~

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• 1bacha
  
  

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  Posted: 02.02.2008, 12:18

  Butterfly

  gap zadan asan ast nee??

  
  
  da kodam zoban!? "chinaye"? hehe

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: 02.02.2008, 20:04

  nee dar balochi ..lol
  of course dar har lesan..very good, chinaye ra ham yaad daried?
  
  Q: Nie haawww
  A: Miauw
  
  

  ~To be Trusted is a Greater Compliment Than to Be Loved.~

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• Safi
  
  

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  Posted: 27.02.2008, 18:17

  Yagan chiz ha besyar dorest wa haqiqat dara.Nice one Bedil jan.
  
  Safi

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