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• peace
  
  

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  Posted: Oct 25, 2005 - 03:15 PM

  Hi I want to read some really funny jokes.. those about blondies are not so funny, they are stupid.. we know, but something that is funny is nicer to read in a "forum".. :P sO..? Who can tell me some "really funny" jokes? I want to laugh.. :lol: :lol:

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• wais777
  
  

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  Posted: Oct 25, 2005 - 03:56 PM

  ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  
  I hope you all like it
  
  Wais

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: Oct 25, 2005 - 05:30 PM

  creation of man
  
  God created the mule, and told him, " You will be a mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years."
  
  The mule answered, " To live like this for 50 years is too much. Please, give me no more than 20." And it was so.
  
  Then God created the dog, and told him, " You will hold vigilance over the dwellings of Man, to whom you will be his greatest companion. You will eat his table scraps and live for 25 years."
  
  And the dog responded, " Lord, to live 25 years as a dog like that is too much. Please, no more than 10 years." And it was so.
  
  God then created the monkey, and told him, " You are monkey. You shall swing from tree to tree, acting like an idiot. You will be funny, and you shall live for 20 years."
  
  And the monkey responded, " Lord, to live 20 years as the clown of the world is too much. Please, Lord, give me no than 10 years." And it was so.
  
  Finally, God created Man and told him, " You are Man, the only rational being that walks the earth. You will use your intelligence to have mastery over the creatures of the world. You will dominate the earth and live for 20 years."
  
  And the man responded, "Lord, to be Man for only 20 years is too little. Please, Lord, give me the 20 years the mule refused, the the 15 years the dog refused, and the 10 years the monkey rejected." And it was so.
  
  And so God made Man to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 20 years like a mule working and carrying heavy loads on his back.
  
  Then, he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog, guarding his house and eating the leftovers after they empty the pantry.
  
  Then, in his old age, to live10 years as a monkey, acting like an idiot to amuse his grandchildren.
  
  And it is so.

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• khesrow
  
  

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  Posted: Oct 28, 2005 - 11:35 AM

  Let's habe a break
  
  
  

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• ehisaas
  
  

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  Posted: Nov 07, 2005 - 05:56 PM

  yak rooz yak shawhaar wa khanom dar bazar ham miraftaan khanoom ba shawhaar goft kii bibin tu migii kii man hich maqbool nistom oo mardaka chiiqa sonim sail mikona !!! mard bidonii az en kii ba mard sail kona ba khanomii khod goft kii hataman Antiq Frosh ast !!! hahahahahah :D :D :D

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• YALDI
  
  

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  Posted: Nov 14, 2005 - 05:43 PM

  :roll: hali awal kho fakhai ra tamam ko baz bakhand:::::::::::::::
  
  
  :wink:

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: Nov 14, 2005 - 08:02 PM

  A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in
  his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
  However, he accidentally Typed wrong e-mail address,
  and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
  Meanwhile...
  somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home
  from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check
  her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and
  friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.
  The widow's son rushed into the room, found his
  mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which
  read:
  ===================================================
  
  To: My Loving Wife
  Subject: I've Reached
  Date: 9 June 2004
  I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have
  computers here now, and you are allowed to send
  e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have
  been checked in. I see that everything has been
  prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward
  to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful
  as mine was.
  Regards,
  Your Loving Husband

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• ehisaas
  
  

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  Posted: Nov 14, 2005 - 09:18 PM

  nice fakayee butter jan Aldi jan oo fakayee khlaas shod maa khanda kardim tu bisyaar dir famidi halii migii kii awal fakayee raa bogo baz khanda khoo ok anyway

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• YALDI
  
  

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  Posted: Nov 15, 2005 - 02:26 PM

  Hahah nice 1... :lol:
  
  
  Ehisaas jana kidding dega weee..... 8)

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• ehisaas
  
  

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  Posted: Nov 17, 2005 - 08:23 PM

  :P lol ok YALDI Jan sorry khay man namifamidom kii tu hal kidd asty lol Butter jan hamii YALDI JAN barish tashrii ko qanoni forum kii az kodam seen mitaana shirkaat kona lol !!!

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: Nov 17, 2005 - 08:39 PM

  well, ba nazar man dar enja member haish seen hai mokhtalif daran, but i think the most is 18 plus, at least without discount haha lekin yagan kid ham khob ast agar nee boring mesha dega wee. lolz ba tefil ha mehraban bash. yaldi jan was just jokking plz dont mind

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• ehisaas
  
  

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  Posted: Nov 19, 2005 - 11:35 AM

  Butter janii so don't think so khair ast digaa az khorda lakhshedan az bozorgaa bakhshedan I maind never don't think so :wink:

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• ehisaas
  
  

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  Posted: Nov 20, 2005 - 01:41 PM

  The Mullah went to a rich man.
  �Give me some money.�
  �Why?� �I want to buy � an elephant.�
  �If you have no money, you can�t afford to keep an elephant.�
  �I came here�, said Nasrudin, �to get money, not advice

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• Butterfly
  
  

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  Posted: Nov 21, 2005 - 04:11 PM

  nice joke magam ma era waqt mefamidom. anyways dega nawishta ko.plz

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• ehisaas
  
  

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  Posted: Nov 24, 2005 - 10:29 PM

  Butter jan joke goftan yad dashti halii yadit raftaa ya nee dilaat bakhanda kardan ya khanda dadan namisha ok any ways her's other
  
  Bantasingh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school. Santasingh : what is he studying ? Banta : Oh he"s not studying. They r studying him

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