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Mulla Nasruddin
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Nasruddin lost his ring inside the room. He looked for it for sometime but couldn’t find it. He left the room and started looking for it in the lawn. His wife told him, "You have lost the ring inside the room. Why are you looking for it in the lawn?" "The room is dark and it’s bright here. My eyes can see better here." He replied

There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans.
Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy--Johnny.
Bush fan or Kerry fan


The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush fan."

The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush fan?"

Johnny says, "I'm a John F. Kerry fan." The teacher asks why he's a Kerry fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Kerry fan, and my Dad's a Kerry fan, so I'm a Kerry fan!"

The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if you're Mom was a moron, and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush fan."

oh my God there is no differance.

sure, I can c Yak khanam wa yak pashak... Butter jan am I right?? ;)

salam salam butter mifami yak insaan katii hiwan moqayesaa mikoniiiii farq khoo zyaad ast !!!!! tu ba ayenaak zarooraat dari

yes the differance is that one is a human and the other is an animal, but the they as the same eyes that girl is like that cat. so... ehsaas jan I don't need glasses, may be you need a one. She is like cat her eyes is like that of the cat. cat eyes. so scary.

u see diffrence u made diffrence I think human is human animal is animal so glasses is for to wear and make a diffrence loll

hey hey, that was just a joke, u know what joke is?
take it easy. OK.

Das war doch nur spass.

khesrow jan ma khoo jang nakardim lol faqad porsan kardim !!