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Yak roz yak nafar daweeda daweeda az yak jaay ter mesha wa beland beland khanda mekona ke rafiqesh mebinesh. Mega khayriyat ast chura medawee wa khanda mekoni?
"Motarema dozd borda
"khai chura khanda mekoni wa chura peshe police nameri
"mega ee khanda wa ee dawesh az khoshi ast, da baine motar khoshoym bood

Salamz

Ma Ham khoshal meshom ager Kase Motare Mara Dozdi konad, Khosho kho nadarom magam Motarem Enqadar Kona ast ke ager khodem dar Qabrestan Motara bobaromish majbor astom ke 150 Frank Tawil konom.


Yak roz Khani yak Nafar ra Atish zad, Mardaka chanden Bar dar khana dakhel shod wa hama Awlada wa khanome khod ra Nejad dad, hama chand bare diga ham dar khana dakhel wa beron shod. Yak Nafar az Mardaka porsid, Brother Awlada wa Madare Awlada ra kho Nejad dadi Pas chra chand bare diga dar khana Dakhel shodi, Mardaka goft Khoshem ra Sar rasa wa Sar chapa Mekardom.


Sohail

Asalamzz..

Wa ehisaas jan bad nabod..

Sohail jan khodat kho en fakhai ra az arrshefi meli beron kardi... haha khobish bod magar kam zara tarekhesh ter shoda... . :wink:

Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter.... First Woman : "My dos is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. Second Woman : "I know..." First Woman : "How?" Second Woman : "My dog told me."




Person turns on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message. She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error? There isn't even a keyboard attached?


Misli SAwali ehisaas jan shod.... :wink: :lol:

Oo Pakhpalo ma diga chi befamom ke tu khwarkhonde Bebe Hawa bodi. wa dar Archiv Mili bodi.

Ahaha khwahar khwandi BiBi hawa ra PahkPalo gofti.... hahha :lol: Shakayet at ra ba BaBA Adam konam??? :wink:

Hahahah nice jokes, lekin mefamin ki khoshbakht tarin zani dunya ki ast or ki boda????

NOw here a joke:


SCENE: A wife is waiting for her husband who is a software engineer After some time, the husband arrives.

HUSBAND: (Opening the door and entering in) Hi dear! I am LOGGED IN.
WIFE: Thanks god that you have arrived. Have u brought the dress?
HUSBAND: BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.1
WIFE: But I told you about it in the morning.
HUSBAND: ERRONEOUS SYNTAX. ABORT, RETRY, CANCEL.
WIFE: O my God.... Ok forget it. Tell me where's your salary?
HUSBAND: FILE IN USE, READ ONLY,TRY AFTER SOME TIME.
WIFE: At least give me your credit card. So that I can do some shopping.
HUSBAND: SHARING VIOLATION. ACCESS DENIED.
WIFE: I made a mistake in marrying you.
HUSBAND: DATA TYPE MISMATCH.
WIFE: You are useless.
HUSBAND: BY DEFAULT.
WIFE: Who was there in the car with you this morning?
HUSBAND: SYSTEM UNSTABLE. PRESS ANY KEY TO REBOOT.
WIFE: Ok. leave it. Would you like to have some snacks?
HUSBAND: HARD DISK FULL.
WIFE: What is my value in your life?
HUSBAND: UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED!!!
WIFE: Do you love me or your computer?
HUSBAND: TOO MANY PARAMETERS.
WIFE: I will go to my dad's house!!!
HUSBAND: PROGRAMME PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION. IT WILL CLOSE.
WIFE: I will leave you for ever!!!
HUSBAND: CLOSE ALL PROGRAMMES AND LOG IN FOR ANOTHER USER.
WIFE: It is worthless talking to you husband. Shut down the computer. I am going.
HUSBAND: ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice one Batto

2 Mard bahm Darde Del mekardan;

Awali: Man besyar Badbakht shodam
Dwome: Chra chi shoda?
Awalli: Zan kradam Zanam Hama Darayee man Grft wa Raft (Talaq)
Dwome: Janem To besyar Khoshbakht asty Man Zan kardan Zanam Darayee man Grft wa Naraaaaft.

Mother, I want to grow up and be a rock-n-roll musician."
"Now son, you have to pick one or the other. You can't do both."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

You enter the laboratory and see an experiment. How will you know which class is it?
If it's green and wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.
:D :D :D

Judge: "Have you anything to offer to this Court before I pass sentence?"
Defendant: "No your honor, my lawyer took every penny."

:lol: :D

whahha nice jokes!

A man died and was sent to hell. Upon entering the main gate of hell, a demon asked him which country is he from cuz the citizens of every country had their own hells. The man said that he doesnt know which country he belongs to. So the demon said that lets have a look at every hell. Maybe you will recognize your people.

they were passing by every country's hell. And on each hell there was one Angel assigned. Those who came out of the hell were pushed back inside by the Angel. There was one hell which had no Angel guarding it. The man asked the demon, "how come there is no one guarding this hell?". The demon replied, "this hell belongs to the citizens of Afghanistan. When one of them tries to climb up and escape from the hell, the others pull his leg. That's why no one can escape and that's why we dont need an Angel to guard it.

migaan !!! dar zamanii Talibaan yak morgh az morhganchaa gom misha khoo chand rooz bad paas payda misha tamamy morgh haye qaraya ba didanish myayan migaa oo khroos koja bodii dar en chand rooz migaa Taliban man raa zendanii karda boud migaan chura miga dar jebam aksii myakan payda karda boudan loooooooooool !!! :lol: :lol:

A man said to hiz wife one day..." I don`t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all the same time..?"

The wife responded," Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me: God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you" :) :) ...

ehisaas

Yak roz yak nafar daweeda daweeda az yak jaay ter mesha wa beland beland khanda mekona ke rafiqesh mebinesh. Mega khayriyat ast chura medawee wa khanda mekoni?
"Motarema dozd borda
"khai chura khanda mekoni wa chura peshe police nameri
"mega ee khanda wa ee dawesh az khoshi ast, da baine motar khoshoym bood

salam,
omed ke khob bashen

hahahha very nice joke

yak roz yak zan hamrahe shawhare khod ziad ghalmaghal wa jang kad ,
belakhera shawharesh deste bachagake khoda gereft wa goft;berem bachem
az he khana dega ,jayee ma wa to inja nest .
yak dafa zanesh royee khoda dawr dada wa goft : to ke meri
boro bache hamsaya ka koja meberi hamrahet.

Khuda Konad ka takrari nabashad..

Yak Pasar (Bacha) skydiving mikard. yak roz mothersh ba resh goft ka bachem amroz naro chora ka ma khawab dedam ka parachute to baz namisha. Bachesh goft mother jan to ham che gap hay mizani..

Waqti nobati en bacha rased kami khod ra dor garft malimesh porsed ka che shoda. Bacha qasy motheri khod ra kard,, malimesh goft khob biya ma wa tabdil mikonem. (PARACHUTE RA)

Bacha jan khod ra andkhat wa parachute ash ham baz shod magar chan lahza bad ded ka yak nafar az phaloiesh misli terr paiyen mera wa miga BAR PADARI MOTHERAT NALAT KATI KHWABISH,,, :) :)

yak roz 2 rafiq ha charsi shishta bodan qesa mekardan

awali goft, aga ami hale sher behaya chi mekoni

dowomi goft, merom sare bam o khana,

awali goft, aga da bam behaya ba janet chi mekoni

dowomi goft, merom sare darakht,

awali goft, aga sare darakht behaya poshtet baz chi mekoni,

dowomi asabesh kharab shod o goft, o bepadar tu tarafdari mara mekoni ya az sher ra

Nice jokes :lol: :lol: :lol:

First Guy (proudly) says,My wife's an angel!
Second Guy, You're lucky, mine's still alive.

:lol: :lol:


:arrow: A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: Wife Wanted.
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine.

ma yak fakahe megom aga khanda ham nadasht khaira dega .

yak roz yak dokhtar jayee meraft wa jerab hayee jali posheda bod ,wa da ami halat yak bacha poshte he dokhtara gerefta bod wa har jayee ke he dokhtar meraft o bacha az poshtesh bod ,akher dokhtar porsan kad ke che gap ast ke heto poshte mara gerefte,
bacha: yak sawal dashtom ejaza ast ,
dokhtar ba asab kharabi goft bogo che megi.
bacha: he jerab hayee jali ke poshedi aya mahi megera .
dokhtar ba asab kharabi jawab dad ,bali aa mahi megira ama to ware sag mahi ra ne . :oops:

yaki az roz ha 2 dewana peshe dactare maleje khod raftan o goftan

har 2 dewana : dactar saheb ma jor shodem,

dactar ayran mand ke da eqa waqte kam ine 2 dewana jor shodan, feker kad peshe khod ,ke cheqesem konan ke rasti jor shodan ya ne

dactar goft : boren bebinen ke ma khana astom ya ne

dewane awali da dawesh shod tarafe khane dactar

dewane dowomi khandid o goft cheqa lawda inja telephone peshesh mera medawa tarafe khana :lol: :lol: :lol:

hahahaha zeeraa jan bsyar ziad ziba bod fakahe tan wa ham jalib bod :lol:

zeera

yaki az roz ha 2 dewana peshe dactare maleje khod raftan o goftan

har 2 dewana : dactar saheb ma jor shodem,

dactar ayran mand ke da eqa waqte kam ine 2 dewana jor shodan, feker kad peshe khod ,ke cheqesem konan ke rasti jor shodan ya ne

dactar goft : boren bebinen ke ma khana astom ya ne

dewane awali da dawesh shod tarafe khane dactar

dewane dowomi khandid o goft cheqa lawda inja telephone peshesh mera medawa tarafe khana :lol: :lol: :lol:

Besyaar maqbool fakahi bood. thanks for sharing. :D

HAHAH basyar fakahi hay khobesh,, az har doy tan,, :)

yak nafar motare folox kharidabod o tarafe khane khod meraft, dafatan motaresh kharab shod, saheb motar hamrahe motarwane khod pahine shod wa banate motar ra bala kard o did ke mashine nadara, hayran shod o da lat o kob drewar khod soro kad wa goft da koja andakhti mashine motar ra.

dar amo waqt yak motar az pahloishan ter meshod, saheb motar az drewar motar porsan kad " bradar darahe ke amadi kodam mashine motar nayafti?"

drewar motar besyar ba hasabe kharab az motare khod pahine shod wa banate poshte motar ra waz kad, saheb motar ke mashine ra did baz ham ba lat o kob dreware khod shoro wa goft ke tu motare mara ta inja lewars awerdi :lol: :lol: :lol:

hahaha zeeraa jan bsyar jalib bod tashakor ,monteha poshte motar banat nadara ,banat da peshe royee ast wa tolbaks da poshte motar ast :lol: :D :oops:

feroza

hahaha zeeraa jan bsyar jalib bod tashakor ,monteha poshte motar banat nadara ,banat da peshe royee ast wa tolbaks da poshte motar ast :lol: :D :oops:

feroza jan tashakor az ine nazare tan, ma mefahmidom, ama banate poshte naweshta kadom bakhatere ke goftom emkan dara ke bahze nafama tolbaks

yak roz mula nasrodn dar labe joy shishta bod wa ozo mekard.

tasadof ke kalawshesh dakhel joy aftad.

har qadar ke talash kad ,kalawshe khod ra paida nakard.

hasabesh kharab shod o ba joy goft ozoyt ra pass begi wa kalawshe mar lotfan pass bete :lol: :lol:

dar almand yak kanfranse bod ke adam hai mahshor besyari az keshwar hai donia amadabodan.

dar baine anha aghai KARZAI ham bod.waqte tafreh meshawad o elan mekonan ke ke bare nime sahat tafreh ast, aghai KARZAI besyar khasta shoda bod beron merawa bakhatere qadam bezana,yak chand lahzabad ba AMITA BACHAN sar khord, o ham dar ami kanfaranse sherkat kada bod. bad az salm aleki baine shan saal ha shoro shod.

aghai KARZAI sawal kard : Aghai AMITA BACHAN zendagi chetor ast dar HIND?

AMITA BACHAN jawab dad : khob ast " kabi khoshi kabi gham"

AMITA BACHAN az aghai KARZAI sawal kard: zendagi dar Afghanistan chetor ast?

KARZAI jawab dad : khob ast wala " kabi marmi kabi bam :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: Zeera jan, zyad fakai khanda dar bood, bala nazana karzai ra chi bala asta, sai urdo ra ham yad nadara..baz ham afareen esh koshish khoda khi karda.

Zeera jan qand besyar kobesh.Maqboul bod wa zayed khanda dasht.
Omid wa entazer fakhaehai schoma

Wais

Mardi Ba Dost Khodash Dard Del Mikard Ke ZAnam Tamam Daraye Man Ra Grft Wa Fara Kard o Raft, dostash Goft Khosh Ba Hal To,Zan Man Tamam Tamam Daraye Man Ra Greft Ama Naraft Wa Mand.


regards,
Wais :lol: :D

:x Not AGAIN... :twisted:

wais777

Mardi Ba Dost Khodash Dard Del Mikard Ke ZAnam Tamam Daraye Man Ra Grft Wa Fara Kard o Raft, dostash Goft Khosh Ba Hal To,Zan Man Tamam Tamam Daraye Man Ra Greft Ama Naraft Wa Mand.


regards,
Wais :lol: :D

its a english joke not afghani so its not funny :wink: lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Besyar Jaleb ast ke Zana besyar khob Riaze (Mathematik) mefaman. Cheto? Sene khod ra Taqsem 2 mekonan Qemat Lebas-hai khod ra doberaber megan Mashe Shawhare khod ra Zarbe 3 Mekonan wa Sene khwarkhonde khod ra Jame 5 mekonan.

DUDDD......................

Sohail jan jokes bago ghaybat nako... Gonah dara... allha jan qar misha... :)

God knows cheqa khanda karde, magam to ham zan asty az o khater zoret meta hahahhahahahaha.


Ask ur madar jan what Ghaibat is. it is not Ghaibat what i wrote.

Sohail

God knows cheqa khanda karde, magam to ham zan asty az o khater zoret meta hahahhahahahaha.


Ask ur madar jan what Ghaibat is. it is not Ghaibat what i wrote.

Bash ki ma baret bogoyem dar bari zan ha;

- az zan ech waqt sin esh ra porsan nako qareshan meyaya.
- agar goft ki chand sala malom meshom, sin eshan ra khord bogo.
degesha ma namifamom.


sorry yalda jani, i just told him the truth, its not qaybat.

roz az roz ha yak nafar ter meshod did ke hamsayesh da zere nal peshake khod ra meshosht

nafar goft : chi mekoni tu kho mekoshi peshake bechara ra

hamsaya : ne baba tu chi mefami, ma hamesha da zere nal meshoyom

chand daqa bad baz amo nafar ter shod ,did ke hamsayesh girya mekona

nafar goft : didi ma nagoftom ke mekoshi peshake bechara ra

hamsaya : ne baba da waqte shoshtan namord, dar waqte qochar dadan mord :lol: :lol: :lol:

roze mulla khar khod ra ba bazar bord ke befrosha. kharidar, agar az peshe roye meyamad ,dane khod ra khar waz mekad ke dandan begira, agar az posht meyamad laghat mezad

yak nafar ba mulla goft : ba ine halat kasse khar ra nakhad kharid

mulla goft : maqsade ma az frosh ine nest, faqat mekhaham ke mardom befahma ke ma az daste az ine haiwan chi mekasham

:lol: :lol: :lol:

hahah zeera jan bsyar fakahe hayee jalib wa khanda dar , :lol: :lol: :D

bad az marge zanesh mulla chand nafar az hamsaya ha ra jam karda wa az anha khwahesh kard ke zane barahesh paida konan ke darahe 4 sefat bashad.

1 . dukhtar basha

2 . pol dar basa

3 . maqbol basha

4 . khosh akhlaq basha

yaki az zan hai hamsaya goft : mulla sefat hay ke shoma mekhahed dar yak zan jam nameshawad, behtar ast ejaza bedehen ke 4 zan barahe shoma begirem ke har yak darahe yak sefaat bashand.

mulla jawab dad : agar che halaqa dashtam ke 4 sefat dar 1 zan jam bashad, ama hale ke shoma salah mekoned, mahne nameshom. 4 zan tahya koned wale sahi koned ke har yak dar sefat khod paynazir bashad. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nahm khuda Zeera jan, chi Joke hai wala schoma ham payda mekonend.

az khandaesh feker mekonom ka hama lezhat mebaran.
Maqboul bod

Wais :wink:

Nice JOKES Zeera jan badon az mullha dega fakhai yad nadared...........???.!!!! ba en khtar namigam ka hama en fakhai ha ra hatman chand bar shoneda-and.. (haha) kidding..

Dar zaman taliban az morghancha yak khoros gom shod. chand roz bad khoros dobara paida shod.
tamame morgh hai qaria ba didanesh amadan wa azesh porsidan.

Morgh ha : Koja bodi?

Khoros : taliban mara bandi karda bodan.

Morgh ha : chora bandi?

Khoros : taliba dar jebe ma aks makyan ra paida karda bodan az ine khaterbandi kardanem. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Roze az roz ha yak morgh balai darakhte shishta bod wa yak dana roba dar pahine darakht tarafe morgh sail mekard. dar hamine hal morgh azan dad wa roba ba deqat son morgh sail kard wa goft

Roba : morgh jan hale azan dadi bia ke baham jamahat konem.

Morgh az chalaki khod estefada kard wa goft

Morgh : khob sahi ast, yak chand lahza saber kon ke namaz gozar beyayan ke jamahat konem.

dar hamine goft o go bodan ke yak tarafe 4 ya 5 dana sag meyaya, dar hamine hal morgh did ke roba medawa wa megroza.morgh balai roba sada zad

Morgh : o roba hale ke namaz gozaran amadan tu koja meri?

Roba ba besyar asabe kharab rohe khod ra dawr dad wa goft

Roba : morgh jan hale kho ozoy ma shekesta ast :lol: :lol: :lol:

dar yak dewana khana dewana ha ba sang football mekardan. Dactara ha ham ke az anha nezarat mekardan ta bebinen ke kodam anha hoshyar shoda.

yaki az dewana ha da yak gosha estad bod wa sail mekard.dactar ha baine khod goftan ke hamine yakish hatman hoshyar ast.

Dewana : man kho az awal megoftam ke hoshyar astam.

Dactar : khai chora ina estadi wa nameri footbal namekoni?

Dewana : ma inja estadem ke top beyaya ke ma ba kale khod bezanom :lol: :lol: :lol:

yak dukhtare ke sal ha meshod ke dar Amrica zendagi mekard wa hamrahe yak mard khareji ezdewaj kard ke namesh bel bod.

yak roz madaresh baresh zang zad ke ahwale dukhtaresh ra begira,tasadof dukhtaresh dar halate naan khordan bod. bad az hawal porsi , madaresh porsan kad

Madare : chi mekadi hale dukhtarem

Dukhtar : madar jan hamrahe bel naan mekhordom

Madar tahajob kard wa gof

Madar : dukhtaram dar Amrica qashoq paida namesha ke hamrahe bel naan mekhori :lol: :lol: :lol:

ملا نصر الد ین و دوستش

روزی ملا نصر ا لد ین با یکی از د وستش از جا ئی عبور میکر دند وبرای رفع خستگی کنار رود خانه ای نشستند د ر همین میان بادی با صد ای بلنــد از د وستش خارج شــد فــوراً د وستش سنگی برد اشت و د ر جایی که نشسته بــــود محکم کـــوبید ـ ملا نصر الد ین گفت صدا را از بین بـــردی حالا د ر فــکر از بین بــرد ن بوی هم باش ـ

yaki az roz ,yak madar hamrahe bache khod da khan shishta bodan qesa mekardan. hanoz bachesh arosi nakarda bod,ama bache ziad mekhast ke zan kona,ama gofta nametanest madare khoda.

ami bachesh roy dawr dad tarafe magare khod o goft

bacha : goft madar jan sail konen ke moyayem bekhi safed shod,makhsade az ine bacha bod ke hale dega waqte zan kardanem shoda

madar : shokor bachem ke ba name nek safed shod :lol: :lol: :lol:

yak marde bare awline bar saware tayara shoda bod az kelkine ba pahine sail kad

mard goft : ohhhhhhhh ine mardom ha cheqa khord malom meshan,bekhi mesle morcha ware

mehman dar goft : bale a bradar ine morcha ast,ma hanoz kai harakat kardem

:lol: :lol: :lol:

yaki az roz ha 2 rafiq da rah meraftan qesa karda, yakish az rafiqe khod porsan kad

rafiq awal : o biadar ami zan cheqesem aabb bazi (swiming) yad metan

rafiq dowom : besiar asan ast, 1 deste dar takhte sina wa 1 dest dar takhte posht da dakhel aabb begi, khodesh aabb bazi ra yad megira.

rafiq awal : ne ma khoshoy khoda megom

rafiq dowom : da aabb parto khodesh yad megira :lol: :lol:

LoL very funny...

Salaam ba hama dostan...

Wow name khuda chi khob fakahi baazi ast inja and yeah!!! plz stop nakonen fakahi goftaan ra plzzzzzzz... byayen ke ma ham baretan yak fakahigak begoyom khuda kona ke khushetan byaya!

yak zan wa yak mard da left sar mekhoran, wa i 2 nafar da manzele 68 kar medashta bashan, i zan tarafe i mard sail mekona sail mekona wa hoshara kada mera, wale i mard besyar sadaa mebasha hich aslaan da hoshare azi zan namefama... akher dele i zan tang mesha mega: wee ma har chi tarafet hoshara mekonom hich namefami da hoshare ma... mard sada mekona mega, KHO CHI DEGA? zan mega hich serf mekhastom yak gap bezani ke ma ehsas konom ke ma ham zan astom, i mard tarafesh bad bad sail mekona bot wa cherabe khoda mekasha da destesh meta mega: ai bar padaret nalaat, ma tura 1000 dafa goftem ke cherabayema beshoy wale nashoshti, tu amadee khoda zan megiri?

Butterfly

Hahahah nice jokes, lekin mefamin ki khoshbakht tarin zani dunya ki ast or ki boda????

NOw here a joke:


SCENE: A wife is waiting for her husband who is a software engineer After some time, the husband arrives.

HUSBAND: (Opening the door and entering in) Hi dear! I am LOGGED IN.
WIFE: Thanks god that you have arrived. Have u brought the dress?
HUSBAND: BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.1
WIFE: But I told you about it in the morning.
HUSBAND: ERRONEOUS SYNTAX. ABORT, RETRY, CANCEL.
WIFE: O my God.... Ok forget it. Tell me where's your salary?
HUSBAND: FILE IN USE, READ ONLY,TRY AFTER SOME TIME.
WIFE: At least give me your credit card. So that I can do some shopping.
HUSBAND: SHARING VIOLATION. ACCESS DENIED.
WIFE: I made a mistake in marrying you.
HUSBAND: DATA TYPE MISMATCH.
WIFE: You are useless.
HUSBAND: BY DEFAULT.
WIFE: Who was there in the car with you this morning?
HUSBAND: SYSTEM UNSTABLE. PRESS ANY KEY TO REBOOT.
WIFE: Ok. leave it. Would you like to have some snacks?
HUSBAND: HARD DISK FULL.
WIFE: What is my value in your life?
HUSBAND: UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED!!!
WIFE: Do you love me or your computer?
HUSBAND: TOO MANY PARAMETERS.
WIFE: I will go to my dad's house!!!
HUSBAND: PROGRAMME PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION. IT WILL CLOSE.
WIFE: I will leave you for ever!!!
HUSBAND: CLOSE ALL PROGRAMMES AND LOG IN FOR ANOTHER USER.
WIFE: It is worthless talking to you husband. Shut down the computer. I am going.
HUSBAND: ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER :lol: :lol: :lol:

HaHAH LOLo :lol:



hahaha lolo :lol:

A man and his wife were driving on the
highway when a state policeman appeared in
their mirror, obviously wanting them to pull
over. The man pulls over and the officer
approaches the car:

State cop: License and registration please

Man: I'm sorry officer, what seems to be the
problem?

State cop: I clocked you on radar doing
75mph.

Man: There must be some mistake, I was only
going 65.

Wife: Oh Harold, you were going at least 80!

State cop: I'm also citing you for having a
tail light out.

Man: But officer, I wasn't aware it was out.

Wife: Oh Harold, you know its been out for
two months.

State cop: I'm also fining you for not
wearing your seat belt.

Man: But officer, I just took it off as you
were approaching my car.

Wife: Oh Harold, you know you never wear your
seat belt.

Man: Listen you dumb cow, shut your mouth!!!

State cop: Ma'am, does he always talk to you
this way?

Wife: Only when he's drunk.......

yaki az roz ha 2 dost ba ham meraftan

doste awali : o khoda jan, az tu khastem ke mara mosh besazi.dega ma bekhi khasta shodem az i zendagi.



doste dowomi : o biadar tu chi megi. mosh chi ast , ke az khoda mekhahi mosh besazet. sher aga bogohi kho yak gape

doste awali : haiiiiiiiii biadar tu namefami,az khoda mekhayom ke mosh besazem,bakhatere ke zanem az mosh metarsa :lol: :lol:

yaki az roz ha 1 bachagak az padar kalane khod porsan kad.

bacha gak : padar kalan padar kalan,ami antik ra ba chi chiz ha megan.

padar kalan : ba chiz hai ke 60 sal az omrish ter shoda basha

bach gak : padar kalan, khai shoma ham antik asten :lol: :lol:

HAHAH VERY FUNNY JOKES BUTTER JAN & ZEERA JAN.....:) :lol:

YALDI

HAHAH VERY FUNNY JOKES BUTTER JAN & ZEERA JAN.....:) :lol:

Yalda jan khir ien ra bokhan;
yak bache kabuli lashmak qandaar maikhaaya bera...da kabul baresh migan ke qandaar ke raftee fekreta begeer ke kas gharazet nageera..kho bacha besyaar ba tars wa larz mairasa da qandaar...yak taxi ra dest maita yak taxiwaane qad bolandi borootee longeedaar taa maisha darwaze taxi ra bare bacha waz maikuna....yak dafa bacha bare taxiwaan maiga ke ma qaatel astom 10 nafara da kabul koshtom 10 nafara da laghman halee eenja aamadaim ke nafar bekoshom....taxiwaan tarafesh sai maikuna maiga mara kho amee halee kushteeeeeee......
:lol: :lol: :lol:

hahahhah nice joke butterfly jan

mohai yak mardaka ziad shoda bod,. zanesh baresh goft:

zan : o mardaka boro mohaita kam ko.

shawhar : bogo zan jan, cheqesem jor konom ,tu bogo

zan : boro dalak bogo ke i tarafe sareta kam kona, o tarafe sareta kam kona wa peshe roheta safi kona :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

haha Butter jana to mara koshti ba fakhayet.... :wink:

YALDI

:lol: :lol: :lol:

haha Butter jana to mara koshti ba fakhayet.... :wink:

allah ma kabuli bacha nestum, kandari khi nesti? lolz

khir bash khoda kunad ki bad az khandan ien joke zinda bani; read it plz. lolzz

An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. One day he Decided that he would love to plant potatoes and herbs in his garden, but he knew he was alone and too old and weak. His son was in college in Paris, so the old man sent him an e-mail explaining the problem:
"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, that you would help me and dig up the garden for me. I love you, your father."
The following day, the old man received a response e-mail from his son:
"Beloved father, please don't touch the garden. That is where I have hidden 'the THING.' I love you, too, Ahmed."
At 4pm the FBI and the Rangers visited the house of the old man and took the whole garden apart, searching every inch. But they couldn�t find anything. Disappointed, they left the house.
The next day, the old man received another e-mail from his son:
"Beloved father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes. That is all I could do for you from here. Your loving son, Ahmed."

:lol: :D :lol: ..


Basyaar khobish Bod.. Jor bashi Butter jan.. :)

YALDI

:lol: :D :lol: ..


Basyaar khobish Bod.. Jor bashi Butter jan.. :)

ena degesh ra bokhan yalda jani, hope u like it...

Yak dokhtar ba rafeeq-e khud goft.. "azizem.. yak wakht yadet ast ke mara megoftee ke ma kole dunyayet astom?" rafeeq esh baresh goft "ma o wakht da Geografie heqa tambal budom.. ma chi mefamidom ke dunya aslan cheqa kalaan ast.."
:lol: :lol:

Yak Yahod :twisted: sobh wakht 3 badja khest, wa khub dreshi maqbul posheed, besyaar lux.. zanesh khest goft ke o mardakka.. chi gap ast.. chi mekoni? Baresh goft ke "aah roze awale kaarem ast, bayad tayaari begirom.. Zanesh goft "aale 3 badje sob ast.. karet kho 8 shorro mesha". I goft ke "Har kas ke wakht bekheza, rahesh khub mebasha wa khubi mehbina.." kho i baramad wa ira dozha gir kardan wa khub lat daadan, kalayesha dozee kadan wa i bechaara kate yak nikar khaana amad zang zad, zanesh waaz kad goft: "weeee tura chi kadda?" goft " Wallah az ma kada kase deega wakht khestabud............."
:lol: :lol:

Man : God how long is 1000 years for you?

God : One second.

Man : How much is 1 million $ for you?

God : 1 cent

Man : Then God can you give me 1 cent please?

God : Please wait a second!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

hahah Ha ha ha... Nicoooo :D zeera jan.

Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to his hometown after graduation because he could be a big man in this tiny town.

He really wanted to impress everyone, so he opened his new law office, but business was very slow at first. One day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk to his office. He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he arrived. As the man came to the door, Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while saying, "No! Absolutely not! You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than $1 million. Yes. The appeals court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument, and the other members of my team will provide support. Okay. Tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details."

This sort of thing went on for almost five minutes. All the while, the man sat patiently as Joe rattled instructions. Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man.

"I'm sorry for the delay," he said, "but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?"

The man replied, "I'm from the phone company. I came to hook up your phone."

One day Nasruddin, while passing by a place, had a few apricots in his sleeve. He saw some people who were sitting under a tree. Calling them he asked a question, "if any o­ne of you found out what I have in my sleeve, I will give the biggest apricot to him." o­ne of them said," If any o­ne answers this question, he must be having prophecy

A neighbor who Nasruddin didnt like very much came over to his compound day. The neighbor asked Nasruddin if he could borrow his donkey. Nasruddin not wanting to lend his donkey to the neighbor he didnt like told him, "I would love to loan you my donkey but yesterday my brother came from the next town to use it to carry his wheat to the mill to be grounded. The donkey sadly is not here."The neighbor was disappointed. But he thanked Nasruddin and began to walk away. Just as he got a few steps away, Mullah Nasruddins donkey, which was in the back of his compound all the time, let out a big bray.The neighbor turned to Nasruddin and said, "Mullah Sahib, I thought you told me that your donkey was not here Mullah Nasruddin turned to the neighbor and said, "My friend, who are you going to believe? Me or the donkey?

yak roz yak afghan dar restaurant raft wa yak kab qabli palauw wa morgh hamrai nan oder kard/ khast. wa yak irani ham yak hamburger order kard wa khord, afghan awal palauw khod ra khord amrai morgh wa nan, badan shro kard ba ostoghan haish, wa ostoghan ayesh ra leseed wa mejaweied, irani nazdik shod wa ba tamaskhor guft: aqai afghani, shoma ham ostoghan ha ra khordeed, sagh aye shoma dar afghanistan chi mekhoran? afghani baresh goft, bachem dar afghanistan sag aye ma hamburger mekhoran.


khoda kunad ki joke khoshi tan amada basha.

salam ba hama

hahhahhahahaha besyar maqbol butterfly jan

Butter jan wa wa chi maqboul .Az koja wala payda mekoni eto joke hai kobesh.
Keep it up.

regards,
Wais

Butterfly

yak roz yak afghan dar restaurant raft wa yak kab qabli palauw wa morgh hamrai nan oder kard/ khast. wa yak irani ham yak hamburger order kard wa khord, afghan awal palauw khod ra khord amrai morgh wa nan, badan shro kard ba ostoghan haish, wa ostoghan ayesh ra leseed wa mejaweied, irani nazdik shod wa ba tamaskhor guft: aqai afghani, shoma ham ostoghan ha ra khordeed, sagh aye shoma dar afghanistan chi mekhoran? afghani baresh goft, bachem dar afghanistan sag aye ma hamburger mekhoran.


khoda kunad ki joke khoshi tan amada basha.

khir bash ki yak joke naw baretan typ konam.
Yak, bachagak bareh madar khodgoft, Doezakhi chiest wa Beshtie chiest?
maderesh goft: bashem, Beshtie keh ast, khala jan et, mama jan et, bobojan jan et, wa padarkalan et
doezakhii keh ast, AMA hayet, KAKAyet, BABOEyet, WAH BIBIyet...

Asil afghan boda
hihihi

ahah nice one... yaki ma migam,,,

yak shab yak mard ka basyar nesha boda, khana amda wa rafta tashnab ta rafiy taklef, waqti darwazy tashnab ra baz mikarda choragh roshan mishoda wa waqti ka pesh mikarda khamosh chand bar en kar ra karda hayran amada ba zan khod qasara karda.. Zan gofta hayy mardakay sarsabil to baz dar yakhchal (::::) at ra kardi.... ahah sorry az kami bay adabi...

nice one yala jani

yaki az roz ha 1 zan wa shawhar bodan,besyar hamrahe yaki dega jang o ghalmahal mekardan, yak chand waqt gap namezadan,baz pass ke gap mezadan , baz pass amo jang shoro bod.

dafe akr ke hamrhe yaki dega jang kardan dega gap nazadan aga yaki dege khoda chize megoftan,maselan 1 gilas chai bete ,naan tayar ko, bz ba kaghaz naweshta mekardan.

shaw wqte khaw shod shawhaesh dba yak kaghazak naweshta kard "o zan saba mara 7 baja bekhezan"khaw kardan,sob shod dafatan ami shawharesh khest sat ke mebina az 7 nim sat ter shoda did ke zanesh ham nest,amotor asabesh kharab bod.

khest ke khoda tayar kona did ke da sare mez zanesh naweshta kada bekhe ke 7 baja ast. :lol: :lol: :lol:

yak bache daiwana teep hamraay rafiqesh da jelaw sheeshta bood motar maidawaand...az yak cheraaghe sorkh taiz tair shod.....rafiqesh goft o bacha chee kadee az cheraaghe sorkh tair shodee bacha goft ma kho zadani astom...paish raft da cheraghe sabz istaad kad motara.....rafiqesh goft chee maikunee az cheraaghe sorkh tair shodee aalee choraa da sabz istaad kadee bacha goft ke maish kudaam zadani dega az sorkh tair shawa mara bezana ... ///:) machom ka khanda dar hast ya ney kho ba yak daqa bad nest :)

az safeer e afghanistan dar yakjaye porsan kardan ke amee Afghan haa chora ee raqam gap mezanan masalan " chowki maowki, khaana maana, naan maan,...." Safeer e afghanistan churt zada gufta "kodaam lowda mowda oo raqam mega"
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Aroosi-e sheraah bood, besyar sher-om ziad bood, magom yak taa mosh amoto ashuqana , gharq meraqseed. Raqs az zehr-e dil-e khod mekad wa ba cheshma e shom ashk bood. Yag bar yag sher amad wa ee mosha estaad kad wa goft, : oh mosh tu chi mekuni, da ee aroosi-e sheraa aamadi wa meraqsee ... Wa ee mosh aram shood, dil-esh'am oghda gireft wa goft , : Goft posht-e gaab nagard, pesh az aroosi'am, ma om sher bodom wa ba amu yaadaa sheri am meraqsom, mara gab nazan , baan'am

:D :lol: :)

very nice yaldi jan, zan ha chiqa zalim astan, sheer bechara ra mosh sakhtan. :D

Wa Wa chi maqboul wala.

Hama ma besh az arosi , sher bodom wa hal ham sher astom.Monta ha ar waqt ka dilem raqs shud, da yak gosha thanha meraqsom, aga nie az ma ham mosh khad jor shud.
Hahahahah

regards,
Wais

:lol:

YALDI

Aroosi-e sheraah bood, besyar sher-om ziad bood, magom yak taa mosh amoto ashuqana , gharq meraqseed. Raqs az zehr-e dil-e khod mekad wa ba cheshma e shom ashk bood. Yag bar yag sher amad wa ee mosha estaad kad wa goft, : oh mosh tu chi mekuni, da ee aroosi-e sheraa aamadi wa meraqsee ... Wa ee mosh aram shood, dil-esh'am oghda gireft wa goft , : Goft posht-e gaab nagard, pesh az aroosi'am, ma om sher bodom wa ba amu yaadaa sheri am meraqsom, mara gab nazan , baan'am

:D :lol: :)

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realized that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will look to?" The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." ...:) :)

roze mola khare khod ra dar yak beyaban ba sakhte mezad.yak marde ter shod wa goft :
mard - o sngdil; chora char pay bechare be zaban hetor mezani

mola - bobakhshed,ma namefamidom ke ba shom khesahi dara

yak roz 2 mard dar yak qarya asmim greftan ta kassane ke az zan hai khd metarsan bayad shenakhta shawan wa ine ra dar qarya elan kardan ke saba hamagi shoma jam shawen, sob shod wa ham mard ha jam shodan dar maidane ke goftan bodan.

2 mard sada kar har kasse ke az zane khod metarsa zere bairaqe sorkh estad shawa,wa kasse ke az zane khod nametarsa zere bairaqe abi estadshawa.

kole mard ha zere bairaqe sorkh estad shodan bedone 1 mard ke zere bairaqe ai estad shoda bod.
2 mard porsan kardan : chora ,shoma az zane tan nametarsen?
mard jawab dad : dishab zanem goft ke agar saba zere bairaqe sorkh estad shoda bodi, baz ma hamrahet kar darom :lol: :lol: :lol:

yak nafar besyar kam taleh bod, wa yaki az roz ha prwaz kad ba tayara.ba nafare ke paloysh shishta bod goft; bachesh ma hetor kam taleh astom,bakhod in dafe awalem ast ke parwaz kadem,enale elan mekona ke tayara soqot mekona,yak dafa raste elan kard pilot ke wala waze tayara kharab ast,ma da sare baher astem, tayara soqot mekona, bare kole tan 1 dana parashot metom ke sahi amada shawen wa 1 dana eshpelaq ,agar kodam nehang ba aw bod eshpelaq konen,ke begreza
goft sail kko bachesh ya ba ma parashot namerasa ya i ke aga eshpelaq berasa kodam nehang kar nasibem mesha :lol: :lol: :lol:

Zeera jan wala bala kardi.Maqboul wa besyar jalib.

Wais

Salaam dostaan, ma bari shoma ak jok megom agar baray tan takrar nabashad jalib ast.
Khob ak afghan ba London amad wa ded ke dar ak ja arosi ast az ak shakhs porsed ke arosi ki ast O goft (what) khob E afghan goft ke arosi what ast wa raft fardaesh ded ke dar onja ak shakhs fawt shoda az shakhsi porsed ki fawt shoda O goft (what) en afghan goft bechara what deroz arosi kard wa emroz fawt shod :lol:

nice one muslima jani :D

here is one joke 4 u,

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
mine."

Yak dokhtar az yak bacha purssan kad : Farid jan shoma Bacha amisha bain khod chi gap mezanneen ?

Farid goft : Sare Amo chiz ke shoma Dokhtara gap mezanneen .

dokhtarak goft : Ahlaaaaa cheqa Betarbia !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Regards,
Wais

hahhah wais jan nice joke

haha nice joke wais jan...mara bekhi gorda dard sakhti amrai ien joke. lol

Yag zan e kohansal da Amrika zindagee mekard, ammaa lesan e englisi ra yaad nadasht.
Yag roz bare nawasa khod guft ke �bachem jan madar, yagzara lesan bare ma yaad bete ke ma harjay merum band memanum� nawasesh baresh �yes� o �no� etc. yad dad wa dar zemn gufte �madar jan aab a ba englisi WATER mega�
kho madarkalan yag roz khana yag nafar mehmani raft. Saib e khana guft �wui madar jan neke nan mazadar nabud, bigi yag zara tura ba khoda az ami kabab, kofta az ami kachalu bigi ne....� madar kalan guft �ne bachem hama cheez mazadar bud, zyaad khordum zinda bashi kho ami sabzit yag zara waterchuluq bud

Yak Adam bessair Delldard bod az deste dard Assabisch kharb shod o goft: Hooooooooo khoda tu kor asti da zoret namefamie mara kushti az delldardi!!!

Yak Nafar siapust ( Neger) ke Musslim bud goft : Adam ba khodawand etor namega.

Eh Adam goft: Boro che khob safeed ham asti ke Pushti khoda mekuni !!!

Salam,
jak mardaka besche Doktar mera wa mega
sane ma dewana schoda
doktar mega chera
mardaka mega haros kalahe khoda pot mekona wa mega doz mejaja wa dozi mekona
doktar mega kho chi dega
mardaka mega deros jak mardakara da harmari kalahe khod schanda bod ki khalahescha nega kona

Kho...yak dukhtar aresi kat. Bad as shawe aresi, khushuish amad da utok ke i dukhtar lutch da sare takht aftada bud. Khushish goft: Bekhes besharaf sharm as kolo bobosh. Aros goft: Kor asti? Da janem Lebose Ishq asta. Khushish raft da utoke khud amoto lutch khoda sare takht andokht. Shawaresh amad goft oh Piraki namesharmi? Bekhe yak chise kho bopoesh. I Sanaka goft: Kor asti, da janem lebose Ishq asta. Shawaresh goft khak da sare tu Piraki, amura kho yak Utu mekadi

Mega: 2 Nafar da dega Duniya, qesa mekonan... Nafar e awal porsan mekona ke ame tu chura mordi, mega ma ra yakh zad, mordum... Khoa z Nafar e dega porsan mekoan ke tu chetor mordi, mega: Ma khodkushi kadum, Nafar e awal porsan mekona ke chtor khodkushi?
Mega: Yak Rooz da Daftar bodom ke hamsaye ma zang zad ke zanet kate yak Mard da khana sex mekona, besyaar ba hajala khana amadum, kho zane ma besyaar beaab kadum wa kole khana (Takawe, Almari/Anwari, Zere Takht...) ra palidum Nafar a nayaftum ke kate Zanem khaw kada bod, ma ham khoda az deste nang o ghairat koshtum... Yak dafa Nafar e awal mega "Padar Lahnat Yakhchaal a sayl mekadi ale har doye ma zinda mebodaim" hihi

da yak shafa khana har roz saate 2 baja yak mardaka kalakashak maikad tarafe mareezaa sai maikad baaz ke 4 baja maishod mardaka khana mairaft....kule doctoraa wa nursaa hairaan boodan ke ee mardaka choraa har roz kalakashak maikuna...kho dega roz ke mardaka kalakashak kad...amee yak doctor porsaanesh kad ke tu choraa har roz eenja bare 2 saat kalakashak maikunee.......mardaka goft kho shomaa khodetaan da sare shafaakhana nawishta kadain ke visitor's time from 2 to 4

قندی گل به پسرش ظاهر گل گفت : بچیم هر وقت مهمان امد اگر من گفتم چاینگ بیار بگو کدامش را


اگر گفتم رادیو بیار بگو کدامش را ، خلاصه هر چیزی را خواستم تو پرسان کو کدامش را ؟

تصادفا در همان روز چند نفر از دوستان پدر ظاهر گل مهمان شد ند .

قندی گل : بچیم پدرت را صدا کن .


ظاهر گل با اواز بلند گفت : کدامش را مادر جان

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edited by: zeera, Sep 15, 2007 - 11:29 AM

Yak mardi Afghan az England ba Afghanistan raft wa dar atrafi afghan... dar khanai khod yak course englisi baz kard yak roz yaki az shagerdanesh sawal kard, goft ustaad ba englisi ghaerat ra chi megan ustaad goft Englis ha aslan ghaerat nadaran wa dar zabani Englisi hech ghaerat nest. hahaha

lol muslima nice joke lol :)

@ muslima jan,
dar zaban-e hollandi ham ghairat nest.lol

ThaX Shila jan.

Butter jani rast megaen?lol

Yak zaan 3 dukhtar totla dasht, yak roz madar shan ba bazar meraf ba dukhtar hai khod goft amroz aga khastgar 'amad shoma hech gap nazaneen chand laza bad khastgar paeda shod, khastgar ded ka anha hech gap namezanand baeni khod goftaan en ha gonga nabashan yak glas 'ab khwastan yaki az en ha 'ab award dar 'ab mangas bod goft allah domesh goft tes goft madas domesh goft az paesh beger aoso bedas somesh goft sokor sokor ma kho gap nazadom lol

Yak haji-s�heb amray nokare khud shishta budan.
Yak dafa as nokar gosesh raft, haji sahep porsan kard ke chi bud.
Nokar dega guft ke gosesh raft...
haji sahep guftescha:" boro beyaresha pas"
har chika ke nokar guft namesha, haji sahep magam shalla bud ke beyaresh,
oke nokar biru raft palid, palid, palid...da yak kunjak yaksara goi-sag bud, nokar giriftesh amray khud.
peshe haji sahep raft. haji sahep guftesch:" yafti ya ne??"
nokar guft: "ah yaftumesh magam motar saddesh goish raft..."

Mega : Yak Rooz ya Zan e pir e 70 sala Mariz mesha wa peshe Daktar mebaresh... Kho Daktar Zan e pir a maina mekona wa mega ke bayat Edraar e Zan e pir maina shawa, Zan e Pir da yak Botal Edraar mekona, wa Daktar ba Nars meta ta Labratowar bebara ba Maina... Kho Nars ham ma ware Mast wa beparwa mebasha wa Botal az destesh meftah wa meshkina, az tarse Daktar mera Tashnab da yak Botal e dega khodesh Edraar mekona wa ba Labratowar meta, chand waqt bahd Natija miyaya... Daktar Miyaya peshe Zan e Pir mega: Bibi Jan natije shuma kho amad ama besyaar jalib ast, Zan e Pir mega: Chetor bachaim?, Daktar mega: Bibi jan shuma ameladar (Schwanger) astain o ham da mah e chaarom (4)... Yak dafa Zan e Pir da farqe khod mezana wa mega: Ba mo Padare Zamana lahnat ke ale sare BANJAN e SIYA ham ETEBAR namesha :)

Mega : Yak Badshah ke yak hawz awbazi (Pool) joor kada bod da o ham yak Tamsaa e khatarnak andakhta bod, kho shart ey bod ke az kole Mamlakata (Mamalik) yak nafar eshtirak kada bod ke ki metana az yak taraf e hawz khoda parta wa az tarafe dega sahe salamat baraya... kho az kas ke khoda andakht Tamsaa dest, pay wa yak kale sha chaak zad, kho akhir yak Pakistani khoda andakht, shorop shorop awbazi kada az tarafe dega bramad... kho kolagi Pakistani ra tashwiq kadan, wa Nataaq raft ke az Tamsaa porsan kona ke chura Pakistani ra nakhord... kho az Tamsaa porsan mekona ke kolagi ra khordi ama Pakistani ra ne chura ?
Tamsaa da jawabesh mega " Ban e maa baba, paar sal yak Pakistani ra khorda
bodom Kunem ta ale sokht mekona" hehe


ps: ba khateri ke Pakistaniya morch ziyaad mekhora lol




edited by: Bedil, Oct 23, 2007 - 03:53 AM

Mega: Meya yak Zan e shoy dar yak rafiq dasht, kho shoyesh ke kaar meraft Rafiqesh miyamad wa katesh khaw mekad... kho yak rooz 2 rooz, ame shoyesh kame eshtibayi shod ke wallah ma ghaire kaar merom da ame khana nasha ke Zan e ma kate kas chez dashta basha, da dil e khod mega biya emrooz kaar naro, da khana pot sho bebin ke chi mesha... kho az khana mebara wa az poshte kilkin pass da khana wa pot mesha, Rafiq e Zan miyaya, wa ZAN a mega biya ke sex konaim, Zan mega o Bacha har rooz ame sex bkhi khasta shodaim, kame mara naaz bete khanda bete baz ey sex kho ast jaye namegriza... kho Zan shiq mekona mega mara emrooz ta ke ega khanda nate ke shashi ma nara ma katet khaw namekonom lol (sry dega)
Kho Zan sare takht meshina wa Rafiqesh har chi shadi bazi mekona Fakaye mega, har chez mekona Zan a khanda namegera oso sayl mekona mebina ke shoye Zan pot ast warkhatah mesha khoda az Kilkin mindaza wa medawa... Zan khanda mekona ke ey ra chi kad yak dafaye besyaar khanda mekona wa sada mekona ke "Azizem biya ke shashi ma raft" Rafiqesh pass sada mekona ke Padar Lahnat poshte Anwari ra sayl ko Goye tam mera hehe

Bedil jan,

Dill wa jigar tu az joke poor ast.Beshak wala maqboul joke ha bod.

Wais

Dill wa jigarem az joke poor nest
khudem yak joke astum ;)

Hahahah nice answer Bedil Joker.

آرزو سخت

از یک آد م سختی پر سید ن ـ تو د ر دنیا چی آرزو د اری ؟
او جواب د اد ـ آرزو د ارم کل شوم تا د یگر پول سلما نی ند هم

Regards,
Wais

ok:
Arezo shact.
Yak roz yak adam shact ra porsan kardan ka da donya chi arezo dari?what is your wish?
Oh goft, ka arezo darom ka kal shawom, ta dega paisa salmani ya dalak ra nadheom ya napardazom.

Dorest shud Bedil jan

waiss jan zahmate shuam nasha ami ra yak tarjema ko :)

yeah thx looooooooool
didi enale mam khanda kada tanestom :)))



Once a thief entered Nasruddin’s house. As soon as Nasruddin saw him, he hid himself inside a cupboard and closed the door. The thief searched the whole house, but he couldn’t find anything. He thought the valuables must have been kept in the cupboard. Therefore, he broke the door of cupboard. Instead of valuables he found a standing Nasruddin. The thief was frightened. He exclaimed in a stammering voice, " You are here!" Nasruddin answered, "Since I didn’t have valuable, I felt ashamed and hid myself here.



edited by: Bedil, Oct 26, 2007 - 11:56 AM

Yak 3 daana nadeeda peshe yak mohtar sheeshtan, khub sunesh sail kaddan.. kho baad az besyaar sail kardan aakher yakish khest wa raft nazdeektar sheesht wa goft: "aaaaaah, sorkh ast, ale famidom" wa deegayesh goftan ke aah Wallah rast megi sorkh ast.. dowomesh khest wa motara dest kad.. goft ke "ahhhh az ayeen ast.. ale famidomm.." wa deega baaz goftan ke aah Wallah rast megi..
Sewomesh khest khub daore i motar gasht gasht gasht.. aakher salansaresha dest kad.. goft ke "ahhhhh ale famidom.. nar asttt":P



edited by: Bedil, Oct 28, 2007 - 01:19 PM

Yak Yawood sob wakht 3 badja khest wa khub dreshi maqbul posheed, besyaar lux.. zanesh khest goft ke o mardakka.. chi gap ast.. chi mekoni? Baresh goft ke "aah roze awale kaarem ast, bayad tayaari begirom.. Zanesh goft "aale 3 badje sob ast.. karet kho 8 shorro mesha". I goft ke "Har kas ke wakht bekheza, rahesh khub mebasha wa khubi mehbina.." kho i baramad wa ira dozha gir kardan wa khub lat daadan, kalayesha dozee kadan wa i bechaara kate yak nikar khaana amad zang zad, zanesh waaz kad goft: "weeee tura chi kadda?" goft " Wallah az ma kada kase deega wakht khestabud.."

az Bush porsan mekonan ke khar behtar ast yaa gaw ... mega gaw ... megan chera ? mega " adam nabayad tarif khoda kona " lol !

yag zan bud. khuarkhandaye azi zan shuyayeshan har chan waqt baad meraftan ba safare europa, australia, kanada, wa amesha myamadan bare i zan qesa mekadan "mefami, shuem rafta amerika bare tujarat." "mefami, shuem rafta kanada bare maal kharidan"
ih zan asud shod. raft peshe shue khod, goft hay shui, shawaraye khuarkhandayem har chan waqt baad meran amrika etc, tu chera hech waqt nameri ba safar inja da kabul shishti na buisiness mekoni na tujarat?
shuesh goft khay etor konem, ma bare 2 hafta da zere chaparkate khau pot meshom, tu har kas ke amad bogoesh shuem rafta amrika bare business.
khuarkhandae zan amadan goftan wee shawaraket kujast? zan abroye khoda beland kad goft shawarakem raft amrika bare tujarat, do hafta bad pas myaya.
yag hafta bad zange darwaza bud, zan raft ke waz kona, amsayesh bud, yag marde qadbeland o maqbul. ih hamsayesh khabar shod ke shuesh rafta amrika, gereft zanesha, bordesh sare chaparhad andakhtesh o "shoro kad".
takhte chaparkat da ruy shuish khord az deste ke bad haal kadan. yag dafa shuesh az zere chaparkat baramad goft:
oh bepadar tu bash tu ke ma az amrika pas byayom bas aqeta metom!!!

Khesrow jan hami ham bari tu joke ast?dega each yak joke payda kada natanesti?

Nargis

http://www.yout…?v=1vfSk-6tIvo



so sweet :)



edited by: Bedil, Nov 11, 2007 - 12:26 PM

دو زن با هم صحبت مى کردند٠
زن اولى از دومى پرسيد : آى , كو كو دستى جان , هالكه بچايت نامخدا كلان شدن , چى كار مى كنند٠
دومى جواب داد : بچه اولى مدير شده , دومى معلم شده و
سومى رفته خارج , هنوز نمى فامم چه گوهى شده٠

Amin :lol:

shabnam

yak roz yak zan hamrahe shawhare khod ziad ghalmaghal wa jang kad ,
belakhera shawharesh deste bachagake khoda gereft wa goft;berem bachem
az he khana dega ,jayee ma wa to inja nest .
yak dafa zanesh royee khoda dawr dada wa goft : to ke meri
boro bache hamsaya ka koja meberi hamrahet.

hahaha bechara Shawhar e bekhabar!!! thnx nice jk

Yak bacha gak

Mega yak chand waqt pesh ke dar Afghanistan intekhabaat bood...chand nafar posht e khaana haa megashtan ke mardom raa tashweeq kunan ke ba Karzai rai bedehan..

Kho ee nafar haa yak khaana ra taq taq zadan...yak bachagak darwaza ra waaz kard. Nafar guft bachaim padar et da kudam hizb ya tanzeem (political party) hast? Bacha gak raft paas amad guft kaakaa jan pader em da tashnaab hast :-D :-D

Three guys went on spring vacation and booked three rooms at a
hotel. When they got to the hotel the clerk said there were no
reservations in the computer for them but they had an opening in
a suite they had. So they said okay.Then the clerk gave them the
key, said it was on the 30th floor and the elevator was broken
so they would have to use the stairs. They said okay and made a
deal the first guy would tell funny stories the 1st ten flights.
The second guy would tell scary stories the 2nd ten flights, and
the third would tell sad stories the last ten flights. So the
fisrt guy told stories and they walked slow. Then the second guy
told stories and they sped up when they got scared. Last the 3rd
guy told sad stories and at the last stair he said, "Want to
here the saddest story in the world" and the other guys said
okay tell us. He said, "I left the key in the lobby." :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yaldi jan really nice one.The poor guys hahahhah marda ha dega hahahah

Nargis :lol:

:lol: very funny Yaldi jani..padarem dar tashnab ast..and the 2nd one is also funny..
rasti kuja gum bodi ki ech darak et nabod dar site??? Wais jan bekhi geryan karda..cheshm dard shod peshtet.. :lol:

AHAh Butter jana mara mige koja gom bodam?? Shokar ka Eid shod wa sar-0 darket payda shod missed ya Butter jana n Wais jan misseeeeeeeddddd u2 :)ena yak joke dega i love it ahha

Musharraf in Tunnel

Karzai, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Thatcher and Karzai are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Thatcher is thinking: "These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri. Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him"

Madhuri is thinking: "Musharraf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped."

Musharraf is thinking: "Damn it!, Karzai must have tried to kiss Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped! me."

Karzai is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Musharraf again."

Hahahahhahah.. lolzzz.. I just can’t stop laughing.. this is hilarious..

Oh Qawara Top Member hahahahhaha

Nice joke wala , beshak wala az koja dozdi kardi EEE joke ra , i mean az kodom site????? hahahah

Hama kobish wala sheek ast.

420

@ yaldi jani, wee begersh ki nageret.. ;) peshti ma kho tanha deq shoda bood..mega dega. khoda medana ;-) magam peshti tu geryan karda..chishem dard shod..agar tu dar site online nami amadi, hali majbor eid-e mara baresh yak aynak "glasses"mekharedem :lol:
btw..nice joke :lol:

@ wais bro..sorry dega..I can't keep it secret, ki khodet zyad peshti yaldi jan geryan mekardi.. lol

@420: az tu kho amo copy wa past ham namesha...tura tanha gap rasida :evil:



edited by: Butterfly, Dec 20, 2007 - 05:50 PM

Freshmannnn >> to ra ba fakahi kar ast ya ba site? wa baz chroa feker kardi ka az kodam site basha?? Aga ney Butter jana Jawab dada dega hamo bas ast :)

Butter jana >> AH AH Ah Nako ka hali qary wais jan ra miaery wa har doy ma ra az Site beron mikonad :) Here one more.


Girl: molvi sab i'm in love.
Molvi: Naoozbila,Astaghfirullah,
Laholwala,Toba,Toba.........
Girl: No molvi sab...........
I am in love with u.........
Molvi;MashaAllah,JazakAllah,
SubanAllah,Whaa,Whaa........ :-D :-D :-D

@ yaldi jan.. :lol: kushti mara qawara kati ie fakayee et. Don't worry Wais bro..ma wa tura az site namikasha..agar pelan dasht ki bekasha baz ma wa tu khi 2 nafar asteem..yak ma az payayesh megereem dega ma az destayee..wa az site door mendazem esh :lol:

:-D

ahah chotor khobesh bod neyy.. ahah Oh yea rast meger ma 2 astem
:-D

Ahmed and Hamid are both beggars at several traffic lights in N.Y. Ahmed drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of Money to spend. Hamid only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.

Hamid asks Ahmed how he manages to bring home a suitcase full of $10 notes every day. Ahmed says "Look at your sign, it says, 'I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.'"

"Americans who see that do not feel as if they accomplish anything by giving you money. You will still have no job and a large family whether they give you money or not!" "Now look at my sign!"

So Hamid looks and Ahmed's sign reads: "I only need another $10 to move back to Lebanon!" :-D :-D

@ yaldi....wais bechara sholi khoda mekhora wa pardi khoda mekona az distee tu...lol

besyar jaleb
;-) :roll: :-) :lol:
ha ha ha ha ha ha :lol: :lol:

oh dokhtar zyad khanda nakoo...ma rast megom.. :lol: tu ham shola et ra bokho wa parda et ra boko ;-)



edited by: Butterfly, Dec 22, 2007 - 10:43 PM

از ملا پرسیدن
امسال زمستان سرد را در پیش روی داریم شما برایش چی امادهگی گرفتید
ملا جواب داد
لرزیدن لرزیدن لرزیدن :lol: :lol: :lol:

روزی ملا نصرایدین پهلوی زنش نشسته بود
زن گفت اگر کمی دور تر بنشینی بهتر هست.
ملا از جای خود برخاسته و سری خر خود سوار شده و به ولایت دیگر رفت از انجا نامه یی نوشته برای زن خود و پرسید
تا این حد دوری کافی است یا دور تر بروم
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

شخصی ملا را دید که با اشتهای تمام غذا میخورد پرسید چرا با پنج انگشت غذا میخوری ملا جواب داد
زیرا شش انگشت ندارم :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

د رس تاریخ

معلم تاریخ از شاگــردی کــه د و سال در صنف چهارم بخـــاطر مضمون تاریخ ناکام مانــد ه بود پـــر سید ــ احمـــد شاه بابا چــی کـــر د ؟

شاگــر د جــواب د اد ــ هیچی ـ مـــرا د و سال ناکام کـــر د ـ

hahaha thnx az joke khobet muslimajan.



edited by: 1bacha, Feb 15, 2008 - 10:07 AM

zeera

dar almand yak kanfranse bod ke adam hai mahshor besyari az keshwar hai donia amadabodan.

dar baine anha aghai KARZAI ham bod.waqte tafreh meshawad o elan mekonan ke ke bare nime sahat tafreh ast, aghai KARZAI besyar khasta shoda bod beron merawa bakhatere qadam bezana,yak chand lahzabad ba AMITA BACHAN sar khord, o ham dar ami kanfaranse sherkat kada bod. bad az salm aleki baine shan saal ha shoro shod.

aghai KARZAI sawal kard : Aghai AMITA BACHAN zendagi chetor ast dar HIND?

AMITA BACHAN jawab dad : khob ast " kabi khoshi kabi gham"

AMITA BACHAN az aghai KARZAI sawal kard: zendagi dar Afghanistan chetor ast?

KARZAI jawab dad : khob ast wala " kabi marmi kabi bam :lol: :lol: :lol:

hahahaha :D

1bacha

hahaha thnx az joke khobet muslimajan.edited by: 1bacha, Feb 15, 2008 - 10:07 AM

You are welcome,

Here's another one
د عـــای د انش آمــوز

پسر ی د رخــانه راه میرفت و پشت سر هم میگفت خــد ایا ـــــ لند ن را پایتختفـــرانسه کــن ـ

مــــاد رش گفت ـــ پسرجان این حــرف ها جیست که میزنی مگر عقلت را از د ست د اد ی ؟

پســر گفت ـــ آ خــر امــروز د ر پارچه ای امتحان خود نوشته ام که لنـــد ن پایتخت فــرانسه است ـ

AHah Khobsh bod :lol: Thank ya Muslima janoo

:lol: besyaar khobesh muslim jani, kashki manfi wa zarb ham yak chiz mebodan :lol:

Yaldi jan you are welcome,

Butter jan khodet ham Du'a kon emkan daara ka shawa ;-) :lol:

مســابقه فــوتبال

سر معلم ـــ چرا اینقد ر دیــر به مکتب آمد ی ؟

شاگــرد ــ من یک مسابقه فوتبال خواب مید یدم ـ چون بازی به وقت اضافی کشیده شد ناچار شد م خواب بمانم تا نتیجه آن مـعــلوم شــود ـ

Ahah Allha milsy ma ast.. :lol:

ر ئیس جمهــور

پــد ر ــــ پسرم بــرو از پسر همسایه که همسن تو است و شاگرد اول صنف شد ه یاد بگیــر ـ

پســر ـــ پدر جان شما که همسن رئیس جمهور هستید پس چـــرا ر ئیس جمهور نشد ید ـ